Create your own commercial for the Watchmen.

British Trip Hop pioneers release their third album next week, appropriately titled Third. Their first album, Dummy, is probably my favorite album of the last 20 years, so I have been looking forward to this. And now you can stream the entire album free, exclusively on LastFM.

So far I'm loving it. As always, Portishead provides one the soundtrack to one of the best movies never made.

The Concrete Jungle - it's a hard world out there, especially for reporters.

Today's lunchtime featurette: Pole dancing.

It's not just for strippers anymore. It's for everyone who wants to be a stripper.

"No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu."

That was the famous catch phrase of 80s muppet puppet icon Gary Gnu. Gary's gimmick was adding a guttural "g" sound to the beginning of any word he spoke which normally began with an "n", such as "gnews" for "news" and "gnaturally" for "naturally". It was comedic gold for 6-8 year old tykes back in the early 1980's.

Of course Gary is nothing but foam core and green fabric without the voice and puppeteer skills of Jim Martin. (Pictured above with Mark Hamill and, years later, accepting an Emmy for his work on Sesame Street.)

So what's up with them/him today?

This SO reminds me of my last real job.