The one thing my girlfriend is always saying to me, outside of asking me to not call her by my mother's name, is that she wishes she could pee standing up. And it looks like those crazy Japanese have figured out how to solve at least one of those problems.

From what I can tell, this is not a joke. By using a "strap-on" Wii remote, females can use realistic fluid dynamics to shoot urine into various toilets. Get too much on the floor and your game is over. The game is called Super Pii Pii Brothers and it's like the next Guitar Hero ... if Guitar Hero involved bodily functions and genital accessories.

(Via Reddit and ThinkGeek)

Some interesting non-April Fools day tidbits happened today.

1578: William Harvey discovers blood circulation.

1789: Frederick Muhlenberg is elected first Speaker of the House of Representatives.

1945: The invasion of Okinawa begins.

1970: Nixon bans cigarette ads from radio and TV.

1976: Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs founded Apple Computer.

2003: Pvt. Jessica Lynch was rescued.

Google Australia announced a new search app called G'Day MATE. It allows you to search internet content that will be posted tomorrow.

India reveals latest weapon against terror.

YouTube revamps front page to show you only the really good videos.

Pizza Hut rebrands as Pasta Hut.

Deutsche Telekom/T-Mobile demands Engadget Mobile discontinue using the color magenta.

YTMND retiring from the internet.

'They're here': The mechanism of poltergeist activity. From New Scientist.

A new BBC documentary features rare flying penguins.

Flying Spaghetti Monster statue erected outside courthouse in Tennessee.

The Consumerist bought by The Conglomerist. Gawker laughing all the way to the bank.

Scienceblogger reveals the inner workings of a blog cartel.

Your assignment: Figure out which of these stories are real. Yes, some are!

Step 1) Read the background.

Step 2) Watch the video.

Step 3) Go to the site.

Pretty funny.

40 Years of Mad Magazine Fold-Ins

This may be the best thing the NY Times has ever done.

Forget to send that e-mail a few days ago telling the wife you were going skeet shooting with the boys? Did the boss never receive that e-mail explaining that you'd be out for a few days getting your post-college Spring Break on with the ladies down in Daytona? Have no fear, Google Custom Time* is here! Send e-mails back in time (marked as "read" or "unread") and cover your ass.

*Happy April Fool's Day suckers! Google strikes again!

No reason, really...just cuz.

- Have you seen the air bear? Actually,I think it look more like a dog.
- Here's one more reason to despise the folks on My Super Sweet 16.
- On a list of 18 fictional movie drugs, where was Samuel's POS 51?
- I actually think a rent-a-puppy place in Manhattan is a good idea.
- And via Aint it Cool News, the first teaser trailer for Watchmen is out.