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My first question wasn't why the governor of my great state got involved with a prostitute. It wasn't what lead to his affair. No, all I wanted to know was what a $5,500 prostitute looks like.

I spent most of the morning searching the news outlets for a glimpse of "Kristen" only to end up with lots of dead-ends and more than enough photos of Kristen Bell*. So I turn to you dear readers. I want to hear your speculation, your jokes, your tender misgivings about the American political system. And because we don't use URLs or HTML in our comments, if you DO happen to find a picture of this alleged "Kristen", carefully and creatively point me in the proper direction in the comments section below. (Due to me having the bank account of a Somalian goat herder, you will not be rewarded for this assistance.)

*As far as we can tell, Kristen Bell is not a prostitute.

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I bet he'll blame video games on it, considering he blames it for everything else.

said Your mom's new boyfriend on March 11, 2008 12:57 PM.

The Smoking Gun did a post when the Emperor's Club was shut down by the feds. They have some screenshots from their website but none of the famous Kristen.

said Pseudonym on March 11, 2008 1:23 PM.

Wonkette has a pictorial:

http://wonkette.com/366083/a-pictorial-tour-of-the-emperors-club-ladies

said Scaramouch on March 11, 2008 1:46 PM.

Well there goes my afternoon.

said Echowood on March 11, 2008 1:59 PM.

It's not the value, it's the perception of value. A guy like Spitzer would think a $100 meal at a nice restaurant is better than a $10 meal at Shoneys, even if it's the exact same meat and potatoes. And he would also think he deserves the "better" one. Perception (meaning "packaging") is paramount.

said Miss Cellania on March 11, 2008 2:58 PM.

I mean to say "packaging and pricing". Slap a higher price on something and people will automatically believe it is worth more.

said Miss Cellania on March 11, 2008 3:02 PM.

So do we have a picture? because i was wondering the exact same thing as Echowood.

said harry angstrom on March 11, 2008 3:05 PM.

I think it's like the old adage goes, "There's no such thing as a thousand-dollar hooker, only thousand-dollar johns."

said Ford MF on March 11, 2008 9:19 PM.

Pagesix dot com has a censored photo of Kristen if you're interested.

said Evil Richard on March 12, 2008 2:14 PM.

While one would think that any website offering thousand dollar hookers might have a sizable development budget, am I alone in thinking that all those images of the "girls" look like stock shots?

We'd have to find where they were from to prove it, but something tells me they've been ripped from porn sites and modeling portfolios.

said Scaramouch on March 12, 2008 3:39 PM.

Agreed. It's like those ads for phone sex lines. The girls in the ads are definitely not the girls you'll be talking with.

said Evil Richard on March 12, 2008 4:22 PM.

And finally, care of Gothamist, we have a picture...

http://gothamist.com/2008/03/12/spitzers_kriste.php

said Echowood on March 12, 2008 8:29 PM.
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