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This is just about the craziest thing I've read in the last 20 minutes. For you punks too lazy to open up the image, it's a police blotter with the following crime:
"A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died."

This is why I never leave my apartment.
(From Reddit)
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2 Comments

I love a story with a good morel.

said Bill Z. Bub on March 15, 2008 12:53 PM.

It's MORAL you idiot!


Just kidding, I get it.

said Connor on December 3, 2008 1:51 AM.
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