That Betty Lou hasn’t changed much since college. She’s still obsessed with nuts and balls. Only now she combined them into a vegan snack loaded with sexual innuendo.
Yes, Betty Lou’s Nut Butter Balls are the real thing. And like testicles, Betty Lou's balls are a “great-tasting snack that provide a good source of protein, enzymes, amino acids and energy-boosting herbs.” They come in a variety of flavors too. But not gym-sweat.
While Betty Lou picked a memorable name for her snacks, she failed to give them the right tagline. (Those few perfect words that capture the essence of a product.) Perhaps you have one, or two, suggestions?
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A testie snack.
Lick them. Suck them. Fondle them. For hours.
My nutty, buttery balls: let me show you them.
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Grab a pair tonight and let the fun begin.
Be the only guy in the room with three balls.
The perfect wedding gift
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Hillary says "Yes, I do have them--but mine are peanut butter, not brass"
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mmmmm.....salty
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guaranteed hair-free for your dining pleasure
..."and YOU got your balls in MY peanut butter!"