Insane marketing idea #3456 comes from the Oregon Urology Institute. A recent radio spot states...

When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen. Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It's snip city."

Get a vasectomy so you can stay home and watch college hoops. Really? Are you serious? ... Wait, 15 of the 24 spots have been filled since the ad started running. On second thought, this idea sounds like a gold EFFIE winner.

(via Herald Tribune)