Jesus Christ, this has got to be a joke. Right?
According to Christvertising CEO Ed Van Pelt: “If they like your product, so does God.” That’s some big promise. But Christvertising claims to have an extended network of prayer groups who’ll pray for your brand to succeed. They call it Brand Prayer Alignment. So Mr and Ms. Advertising Director, forget the millions you spend in research, planning,TV, Print, SEO and viral videos, just trust your brand to the power of prayer. I’m talking to you Trojan, Head On, Axe, Hillside Honda and Viapren Strips. God Bless your brand.
Their videos (some posted after the jump) had me rolling. But I'm free to make fun, I know I’m going to hell.
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ROFLMAO that is just too funny in the most pathetic sort of way. "... please dont hesitate to contact us. we have a wide variety or refreshments" and the dude points to a crappy coffee thermos!!! also where in the hell do you buy that dude's shoes?