- Judge me on my experience, but not my past. Is that right, Stephen?
- Get set for Tyson Holyfield three...because there's still one ear left.
- Ashton's been punking the paparazzi. That's a show I can get behind.
- If this Onion Movie trailer seems funny to me, should I seek help?
- And Hillary as Sybil? Well that's what Larry David seems to think.