
- Sorry I'm late. I was dodging sniper fire on the way over...really.
- Should Spock's mom really be shoplifting cosmetics? Oh Winona.
- Attention South Park fans. You may now watch full episodes legally.
- She put a bottle in the water to get a response. And 21 years later...
- And will Letterman be milking these old jokes 'til November? Good.
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If the mighty Sinbad recalls no sniper fire, there was no sniper fire.
What? Wait a minute? What the heck was Sinbad doing travelling with Clinton to Bosnia for?
Doesn't the Secret Service know that you don't put BOTH of our national treasures in harm's way at the same time? What a blunder. Thank God everyone survived.