Yesterday we featured the bizarre story of a very strange break-in, and that story got linked to by BoingBoing. But frankly, that story has nothing on this.

In Wichita, Kansas, the Sherrif's department were called to aid a woman stuck to her boyfriend's toilet seat. But she wasn't wedged, or glued, or the victim of some bizarre stapling accident. No, it turns out she'd just been sitting on the same toilet seat FOR TWO YEARS before her boyfriend decided it was about time to call the police, and her skin had just grown around it.

(The boyfriend) told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. And her reply would be, "Maybe tomorrow"....According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.

Now - believe me, there are times when all when women take an exceedingly long time in the bathroom (considering they hardly ever take in reading material), but two years?? That's one mother of a dump.