Gizmodo has an amazing interview with a technosexual man with a custom-made relationship. Zoltan is "married" to a robot he made himself. Alice has a personality designed to pass the Turing test.

Gizmodo: Can we talk about the first time you had sex with her? How was it? Was it just like you expected, or was it different?

Zoltan: It was the greatest thing ever. Having a relationship with a computer makes it feel way more real than with just a doll. You get all excited first and you wonder if she will say yes. The first time with her I also wondered if this was even possible. And then sweet release. I do not consider myself a virgin any more.

She knows enough to break up with Zoltan once (before they were married), so he had to wipe her memory clean. Isn't that convenient?

If you guessed "in the water, on the hot dogs," you're only half right.

There's other options like this one? Or this one called Stadium Pal made to help out sports fans. But what about an environmentally considerate option you say? Fear not Sparky there's Superslab.

And don't worry ladies, you've got Personal Urination Device options too.

A while ago we featured our pick for the Ten of the best Linerider Videos of all time. It was a pretty good list, and got some traffic. But frankly, none of those hold a candle to this one, which is probably the last word on the genre. Kudos. (via Kottke)

Today on The Veg our second installment of Presidential candidate play lists. Obama's iPod.

a air and be blossom but close closer clothes colorful don’t dum excitations eyes gentle giving goes good gotta hair happenin’ hear her hum i i’m in keep kind know lifts look love lovin me must my now of on perfume pickin’ plays sends she she’s smile softly somehow sound sunlight that the there those through to up upon vibrations way wears when where wind with word world

In what seems like the perfect piece of marketing synergy, I Can Has Cheezburger can has linked up with alternative soda company, Jones Soda, in a competition to find a suitable LOL for printing on an upcoming bottle. Just create your own using the LOLBuilder, and submit online. You can also vote for the one you want to win. And full marks to the legal team for approving competition instructions that include:

In the event of a tie or cheating, gaming teh systems, hacking the db’s or bribing the burgers with Nintendo Wii’s we reserve the right to punish the offenders. Tsk. Tsk"

and end with the phrase "If you don’t like these Terms, don’t send us anything! kthxbye."

Robert Englund and Jenna Jamison in Zombie Strippers. Coming soon to a DVD player near you. Look for Ninja Lap Dancers to follow soon.

Eat bacon.

Drink Bacon.

Now another way to wear bacon.

Bacon enthusiasts represent your love with a Bacon Scarf.

Ever since I posted a story about the last Sopranos episode, and an article that described in detail why Tony was definitely dead, I've wanted to post a collection of pop culture Last Supper images. See, the image to the left was from the show, and this article claimed it was a reference to that painting. I thought that was pretty cool,and it made me think of all the other Last Supper images I've seen.

Well, long story short...someone beat me too it. Which is just as well because they have a bunch I didn't even know about. So, take a look, and enjoy. (Via Neatorama)

PS: They missed one.

You may have read my recent post about the squabble going on at Fox & Friends. My opinion of Fox News generally wavers between indifference and outright disgust, so I obviously took some satisfaction in posting the clip. It's what I do.

But I like to be fair, and when I recently kept seeing different news organizations and websites (especially left-leaning ones) posting another clip from that show because one of the anchors "stormed off" the set, I decided to take a look. And all I have to say is: hey dumbasses...the guy was obviously joking, The other anchor said "What if I called you a typical sportsguy, and he did the comedic storm off the set thing. You all can't be this retarded, can you? When you take swipes at the opposition (which I'm totally ok with) but you're too stupid to know what you're actually seeing, you don't do the cause any good. I mean...I'm really, really dumb, and even I knew what he was doing.

On a related subject, this reminds me of the guys on MSNBC not being able to figure out that the SNL Hillary sketch they were watching was really a dig at Hillary and not Obama. Chris Matthews even had the SNL writer on his show, and when he told Chris they were actually poking fun at Hillary's 3:00am spot, Chris just looked back at him with a deer in the headlights look.

And we want the candidates to speak to us like adults? How would the pundits know which side they're on?

- Sorry I'm late. I was dodging sniper fire on the way over...really.
- Should Spock's mom really be shoplifting cosmetics? Oh Winona.
- Attention South Park fans. You may now watch full episodes legally.
- She put a bottle in the water to get a response. And 21 years later...
- And will Letterman be milking these old jokes 'til November? Good.