Summer's coming so it's time to prepare for those long, hot car rides to Lake Titicaca in bumper to bumper traffic. And boy has Gatorade's got you covered. Forget about Big Gulps, Camelbaks, or Supersize stuff, the Gatorade In-Car Drinking System (G.I.D.S.) can hold 100 ounces, or 3+ quarts, of liquid in a lightweight, tightly insulated pack that keeps your beverage ice cold for hours. It can be locked into place anywhere in your car and activated at the touch of a button. So it's hands free as long as the tube stays in your mouth.

Now drivers can fill it with Gatorade, but as a passenger, I'm filling my G.I.D.S. with an 8-pack of Sam Adams Summer Ale. I could care less that it's only available for NASCAR drivers. I want one. If only there was one up for auction on ebay? For a demonstration of Gatorade's massive In-Car Drinking System check out. Then continue reading for the complete specs.

Love fireworks, but afraid to lose some digits? Want some C-4, but worried the Feds will knock down your door? Have no fear, the Powder Game is here to fulfill all your pyrotechnic and physics cravings. Watch as you melt ice with magma! Be amazed as a virus works its way through stone! Gaze in wonderment as a tree grows before your eyes! And then blow it all up with a touch of nitro.

(Via Wohba!)

Here's something you may see in the stalls at the next MacWorld.

I got 2 of these old macs just collecting dust in storage. And if my bathroom wasn't the size of a postage stamp I'd have room to turn one of them into a toilet paper dispenser. It's not as easy as it looks but it won't cost much to convert after a trip to the hardware store. If you've got a couple hours you'll have an instant conversation piece. For the instructions hit up Tech Republic.

For another interesting product story check out: Bacon Flavored Chocolate

Newspapers are also having a fun time with Spitzer.

Well, he resigned. A couple days too late for some, but he's out nonetheless. I doubt it had anything to do with "doing the right thing", or "acting in the voters' best interests". I think the main reason was he didn't want to be the punchline of monologues for months to come. Letterman, alone did three hours on him, and Maher's probably kicking himself for taking the week off. But guess what, it ain't over, because SNL still gets a shot. And as Seth Myers told Paper Magazine earlier this week...it's gonna be good.

So who do you think gets to play the besmurched Governor? I think the safe money is on Bill Hader. But my longshot pick is Andy Samberg. Who do you think it will be?

- Pardon me, but who was it that was begging for a Lost Boys sequel?
- Things that are impossible to do with your body. I can do 2...maybe 3.
- You think Simon's harsh. Try auditioning for Afghan Idol...tough crowd.
- Til now, comediennes have been dikes, Jews or butch. Oh, Hitchens.
- And later today, Billy Crystal dons the pinstripes for the NY Yankees.