The name your kid Brooklyn promotion might have flopped for Domino's but this one may take off. Call 1-877-UNACCENT and loose your fake Brooklyn accent.

(via Brownstoner)

That Betty Lou hasn’t changed much since college. She’s still obsessed with nuts and balls. Only now she combined them into a vegan snack loaded with sexual innuendo.

Yes, Betty Lou’s Nut Butter Balls are the real thing. And like testicles, Betty Lou's balls are a “great-tasting snack that provide a good source of protein, enzymes, amino acids and energy-boosting herbs.” They come in a variety of flavors too. But not gym-sweat.

While Betty Lou picked a memorable name for her snacks, she failed to give them the right tagline. (Those few perfect words that capture the essence of a product.) Perhaps you have one, or two, suggestions?

If Star Wars was filmed two decades earlier and Saul Bass did the opening title sequence, it might look like this...

(via Cynical-C)

A pilot tries to land this Airbus A320 in 150mph crosswind while the passengers puke and pray.

Look out for the hipple slip.

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