John McClane is a true American hero. He’s saved our country over and over.
*In 1988, John McClane defused the hostage crisis at Los Angeles’ Nakatomi Tower.
*In 1990, John McClane foiled a terrorist plot to seize control of Dulles International Airport in Washington, DC.
*In 1995, John McClane foiled the New York Federal Reserve Heist.
*In 2007, John McClane stopped the greatest cyberterrorism conspiracy in history.
*John McClane has defeated terrorists in elevator shafts on numerous occasions.
John McClane will keep us safe from terrorists, like he always has. A tough man for tough times. Vote for John McClane!
(via Cynical-C)
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