If there's one thing I envy my 3 year old for, it's "footsie pyjamas" - those one piece things that go from foot to shoulder, that looks just so goddam comfortable. Every year at Christmas when my wife asks me what I want, I invariably say "Footsie Pyjamas". One year she actually did track down a one piece for adults but it was just awful. now Travelodge have come to the rescue, by creating these space-age looking PJs. They're designed to regulate temperature, stop itching and ensure a good night's sleep.

No word on what effect they have on your love life, but how could someone not go wild seeing me in one of these.