When I asked women what attracted them to a man yesterday, I expected “big penis” to be the most common answer right off, but so far the responses have barely covered that -probably because they are aware that you usually have to be attracted to a guy before you have a chance to find out how much he has.
Guys, is a large penis the most important factor in how happy your life is?
NO! NOT THAT KIND OF BIG DICK!
The March issue of Details magazine has a new article entitled Is Being Well Hung the Key to Happiness? The men they feature seem to think so. Josh lost his job and his money, but he’s still happy, because he has nine inches in his pants.
"If it weren't for his cock, he'd be a hobo riding the trains around the country," Steve says. "It's opened doors for him. Rich women put him up at their apartments. We have friends who have more money than him and are more successful than him, but they all say, 'I want to come back as this guy.' Secretly, we all want to be him."
Is that really the key to your happiness, Josh?
"Are you kidding me?" says Josh (who's 33 now and has started over as a physical therapist). "That's basically my philosophy on life! Whenever it gets bad, I'm like, 'Hey, I got the one good thing!' My ex-girlfriend called it BDS—Big Dick Syndrome. It was hard to even have an argument, because I'd just be like, 'Whatever.' It's an ego thing. Because when it comes down to men, I mean, really, what else is there?"
You have to admit that jobs will come and go. So will money, lovers, your hair... but your penis is well attached. They can’t take that away from you, without committing a felony, anyway.
We’ve looked at this question as few times before here at YesButNoButYes. The obsession with penises has sparked entire religions.
There’s no doubt that being well hung can make you popular.
When I wrote about Size Matters, it seemed like everyone wanted to post how many inches they had.
Even guys want to get a look at how others measure up.
Y’all want to find a place where you can talk about yours.
Razen was proud of his son’s equipment before he was even born.
So maybe it’s true... when all else fails, you can tell yourself it doesn’t matter, as long as you have a big dick.