A message to the few thousand people who have an Isuzu: You’re now driving a collectors edition.

Effective January 31, 2009, Isuzu will stop distributing passenger vehicles in North America. But if you’re one of the 7,000 or so people who bought an Isuzu last year, you’re not exactly S.O.L. Isuzu will honor all product warranties and roadside assistance programs.

As a small consolation, Isuzu lovers will always have memories of the good ol’ 1980’s when huckster Joe Isuzu, played by David Leisure, told boldface lies, caught bullets, and helped make Isuzu king of the SUV movement. The cars might have sucked but at least the ads were funny. Some classic Joe Isuzu spots on the jump.

Wait, did he say 10,000 years?? Shhiiiiiit!

Well, what would YOU have guessed this was?

(via Bits and Pieces)

"They could withstand the fiercest of our weapons, they could defeat us intellectually, but in the end, I think they died of sheer culture shock"

Deathboy has a great write up of the London protests against Scientology that happened this weekend.

Try to imagine seeing this outside your "church."

Scientologist 1: Holy Shit, there's a lot of them! What are they doing?
Scientologist 2: Playing Rick Astley...really loud.

A little thing I've been working on with my marketing company that I thought I'd share here. The aerie kissing booth is a Facebook application we designed and developed that allows you to send a variety of different types of kisses to your secret crushes. If you have a Facebook account, you can install the application here.

In the run up to Valentines Day, it's cheaper than roses. Results not guaranteed.

Excellent mashup of Barrel of A Gun and I Am The Walrus by LAT from the Get Your Bootleg On forums. Bonus points for the Big Lebowski samples.

- Here's an interesting one...ten words or phrases invented by Shakespeare.
- Attention all big time Hollywood producers. Corey Haim will now take your calls.
- Want to learn the hula, but don't have the time? You need the Hawaii chair.
- If you like no-nonsense, straight talk reporting, you should check out Matt Taibi.
- And apparently, the steroid use in the Clemens family didn't stop at Roger.

A warm YBNBY congratulations go out to our contributor Evil Richard on the birth of his daughter Evan Samantha Drew. Mom and baby both doing well. No word on how she'll feel about Rich's comic collection in years to come.