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It's a dreary day in Brooklyn but the polls are open and people are voting. The crowds were light, so far, in my neighborhood of Park Slope.

I snapped these photos of my voting experience. Quick, somebody call CNN...

Every year Hollywood turns out cinematic masterpieces. Works destined to be claimed as shining examples of art in its purest form.

This article isn't about those movies.

Instead I'm here to tell you about the dark side of Hollywood. The films spawned by the mindless corporations who are just looking to make a fast buck in the sleaziest way possible.

Thanks to some unhappy campers I've got the goods on cesspools of entertainment that will, sadly, be coming soon to a theater near you.

Read on my brothers and sisters, to learn about the horror that is Beethoven 6!

In between the parades, the booze and the rain, New Yorkers (along with 23 other states) will also have to get to the polls to pull the lever for Barack, John, Hillary or Mitt. Since I'm registered as Independent, I won't be voting (too bad I don't live in Jersey), but I can still initiate a little YesBut polling fun.

So when all is said and done, who do you think it's gonna be? (Because as YesBut readers go, so goes the country.)

(just kidding...it was too easy)

This stinks...I was all set to buy 19-0: The Historic Championship Season of New England's Unbeatable Patriots. I was gonna frame it, and put it on a shelf next to my new Waterford Crystal Football, but now it looks like Amazon isn't offering it...bummer.

I also read the Pats tried to file a trademark for the phrase 19-0 The Perfect Season. Wow...insert your own "tempting fate" joke here.

New York City...February 5th...6:45am, and it feels like it's 50 degrees outside...may even get into the 60's.

I hear there's a parade in the city today. And call me crazy, but I think alcohol may be involved. I predict it'll be "interesting" by mid morning, "loopy by early afternoon, and "nutty" by nightfall. (rain or not) Stay tuned.