Next week sees the event of the year that we always hope to be invited to, but never are - the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las vegas. And the makers of the OhMiBod toy will be announcing the launch of the iPhone compatible vibrator. Meaning that now you don't have to wait for that call to come in to get the tingling sensation in your pants - you can have it with every movie and song. Couple it with the iPhone Porn Grid and you've got a perfect evening's lonely entertainment.

Which should come as good news to David Lynch - who's new video perfectly sums up one of the things you probably shouldn't be doing with the iPhone (no, not masturbating...)