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Yesterday I spent some time talking on the phone with someone who used to work at iVillage, and it led to a discussion of the types of content women search for online. My assumption was "recipes, healthcare, childcare and games". He then told me that it was almost a legendary inside joke that the two biggest search terms on iVillage were perpetually "Chicken" and "Fellatio".

Which reminded me of Jerry Hall's quote:

My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.

Me? I feel like Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight.

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The way I tell that joke is...

Men want a lady in the living room, a chef in the kitchen, and a hooker in the bedroom. What most end up with is a hooker in the living room, a lady in teh kitchen, and a chef in the bedroom.

said Miss Cellania on January 18, 2008 4:00 PM.

Somehow its makes some kind of perverse sense that women on a women's site will search for information on pleasing men.

Do men ever search for information on how to please a woman? I'd be surprised.

said Miss Cellania on January 18, 2008 4:06 PM.

How much does a Hooker in the living room charge?

said Scaramouch on January 18, 2008 4:27 PM.

Funnily enough in Asian countries the meaning of the word 'chicken' also refers to a whore or prostitute...

said josef k on January 18, 2008 9:37 PM.

Maybe the penis is just one more thing that "tastes like chicken."

said Baierman on January 20, 2008 11:21 PM.
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