Yesterday I spent some time talking on the phone with someone who used to work at iVillage, and it led to a discussion of the types of content women search for online. My assumption was "recipes, healthcare, childcare and games". He then told me that it was almost a legendary inside joke that the two biggest search terms on iVillage were perpetually "Chicken" and "Fellatio".
Which reminded me of Jerry Hall's quote:
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Me? I feel like Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight.