Yesterday I spent some time talking on the phone with someone who used to work at iVillage, and it led to a discussion of the types of content women search for online. My assumption was "recipes, healthcare, childcare and games". He then told me that it was almost a legendary inside joke that the two biggest search terms on iVillage were perpetually "Chicken" and "Fellatio".
Which reminded me of Jerry Hall's quote:
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Me? I feel like Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight.
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The way I tell that joke is...
Men want a lady in the living room, a chef in the kitchen, and a hooker in the bedroom. What most end up with is a hooker in the living room, a lady in teh kitchen, and a chef in the bedroom.
Somehow its makes some kind of perverse sense that women on a women's site will search for information on pleasing men.
Do men ever search for information on how to please a woman? I'd be surprised.
How much does a Hooker in the living room charge?
Funnily enough in Asian countries the meaning of the word 'chicken' also refers to a whore or prostitute...
Maybe the penis is just one more thing that "tastes like chicken."