When Pfizer came out with Listerine PocketPaks I used to joke with friends that since they also made Viagra it wouldn't be long till they introduced Listerine Pocketpaks with Viagra. "Fresh Breath and a stiffy in seconds."
My prediction was right, I just got the company wrong. Ladies and Gentlemen introducing Amsterdam's latest craze - Viapren Strips. The claim: "For the best sex you've ever had...Simply slip under your tongue and you'll be ready in seconds." So why not take Viapren along as you cruise around with your NUDAR GPS tracker looking for love. And it may come in handy for those who have a habit of popping off prematurely.
Of course if you're willing to give it a try you can call the phone number or buy direct from viaprenstrips.com. The Viapren ad and the order number are posted after the jump.