When Pfizer came out with Listerine PocketPaks I used to joke with friends that since they also made Viagra it wouldn't be long till they introduced Listerine Pocketpaks with Viagra. "Fresh Breath and a stiffy in seconds."
My prediction was right, I just got the company wrong. Ladies and Gentlemen introducing Amsterdam's latest craze - Viapren Strips. The claim: "For the best sex you've ever had...Simply slip under your tongue and you'll be ready in seconds." So why not take Viapren along as you cruise around with your NUDAR GPS tracker looking for love. And it may come in handy for those who have a habit of popping off prematurely.
Of course if you're willing to give it a try you have to call a phone number since viaprenstrips.com is just a landing page. The Viapren ad and the order number are posted after the jump.
the not so subtle phallus on the ads are great
hey, just so yo know, this is a rip-off company.
If you give them your credit card/debit number, they wil charge you for all sorts of ridiculous stuff you do not want, and sign you up with shady "rewards programs", once again, w/out your consent.
not a good idea.
The strips supposedly work, though.
Everything about this product screams "scam." This might as well be the 1800's and this stuff is some tonic a shuckster is selling out of his wheelbarrow. But now I'm curious, how do you know they sign you up for all this extra crap? Did you try the product or now someone that did?
I was, shall we say, "curious", about said product but figured before I bought it, I'd run it through some of the scam watchdog sites on line.
Apparently, the product is delivered by two large unbathed men who knock you out, steal your kidneys, eat all the food in your house, and molest your dog.
"Would not buy again."
Great consumer advice. Thanks C.
@ C, I trully got that feeling when I was ordering yesterday...the guy just kept on going about this monthly bill and that other offer, if you don't cancel there'll be an automatic withdrawal...