Homer: Morning Apu.
Apu: Good morning. One doughnut with sprinkles. (Gasp!) Wait a minute, these are not sprinkles, sir.
Homer: Wadda you mean?
Apu: You've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.
Homer: Well, it was like that when I got here, it really was.
Apu: A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangra-la they are, but not here.
In another case of life imitating The Simpsons, Dunkin’ Donuts has introduced three new menu items: a triple chocolate muffin, and in a partnership with Mars, Milky Way hot chocolate and the M&M Donut. Yes, it’s a donut topped with miniature M&Ms. Homer will be on cloud nine.
D’oh!
Just another example of the genius of excess, in the spirit of the bacon cheese baconburger.
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