As of Friday's trading close, Oil was trading at $91. Coal, a lot less. To make matter worse, winter just began and I've been freezing my nuts off for weeks. If this winter lives up to it's name, the oil company's going to foreclose on my house. So yeah Santa this year, I’ll take coal, loads of it. Put it in my stocking, pile it under the tree, fill the chimney. I’ve been naughty. A real fucking prick. Just ask around.
Then deliver some coal, you bastard. Oh, and keep you hands off my scotch.

Cartoon above by Marshall Ramsey.