Start with Dan Ackroyd

A little more Billy Bob Thornton.

Yeah...what he said.

Dennis, the southside Santa.

Bad Boys, Bad Boys. Watcha gonna do...

Aww. Santa's all depressed and shit.

Who gave Santa the mike?

I want this.

Did Santa say "pussy"?

Drunk, not Krunk.

Hollywood Bail Bonds...because you don't have time for jail.

...and THIS is what Christmas is all about.