"I'm Britney and my New Year's resolution is...."

I see a website titled like that and I just have to check it out. So have some quirky fun with Yoshinoya Beef Bowls. Beef and rice and so much more. Try the Tako Otaku game.

This is pretty funny. (Via GMask)

Well, this is it, and I have to say I'm a little surprised. When it came to voting for the biggest surprise of 2007, you didn't go for some of the obvious pop culture answers. You weren't shocked by a famous pregnant sixteen year old, or her nutty sister. You walked right by Michael Vick's Doggie Colosium, and Ellen's doggie meltdown. And you even said no to a celebrity who thinks the world might be flat. When it comes to the biggest shocker of the year, you made it a choice between a country that admires the current Pesident, and a few Presidential hopefuls who think Adam & Eve really lived in the Garden of Eden...and I salute you all for it. But now, it's time to make the final decision. What was the biggest WTF Moment of 2007? Please vote now.

Welcome to the YBNBY Hall of Fame - celebrating the some of the best stories we've posted in the three years that we've been publishing.

Thanks to everyone who stayed with us in the last 10 days while we added our inaugural inductees to the HoF. We'll be getting back to our normal programming in the new year but will continue to sporadically build out this section in the coming months, so stay tuned.

The final entry is a personal favorite of mine, and sums up everything that's great about our "Where are they now" series. It's the kind of question guys sitting around in a bar will continue to ask for hundreds of years - "I wonder what happened to XXX and if she got ever got naked for Playboy".

I was reading DoubleViking about a week ago, and there's a post on Charlotte Church. Remember her, she was this child opera star, or something. And my only thought was...wow, well she grew up, didn't she. So then I started wondering about a bunch of childhood starlets, and if they went the route of Ashley, or if life had thrown them a Mary-Kate curveball.

Before you scroll down, take a guess...Did they get hot, or not?

- The above-mentioned opera singer
- The football loving daughter from Remember The Titans
- Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years
- The adopted daughter Stephanie from All in the Family
- Rudy Huxtable from The Cosby Show
- Karen Kinsella from Field of Dreams
- MaCauley Culkin's friend Vada from My Girl
- Stephanie Tanner from Full House
- Little Lex Murphy from Jurassic Park
- The youngest sister Claudia from Party of Five

Have a happy and safe New Years Eve. See ya '07!

The following dialogue represents the entire actual conversation that went on inside my head approximately three weeks ago during a commercial break in the second half of the Sunday Night NFL game telecast on NBC...enjoy.

Burger King commercial...probably the next episode of the hit moms thing. Pretty funny, I should go to their site and see if it's worth...wait. no, not the moms. What is this? They're not serving whoppers. That's pretty good...how'd they shoot this? It's like, hidden camera, or something...documentary style...No, hidden camera. Behind the counter at the convenience store. Bullshit. This isn't hidden camera stuff. It said actual customers. Bullshit. Those aren't real people. They're actors. Like the coming out of theaters stuff. It's the best thing I've seen all year. We're going back in to see it again. All that stuff is fake. It's definitely fake. You're not fooling me again. I used to believe all that theater stuff. How long did they get me? Few years...understandable...they're really good actors...I guess...I'm not a smart person. This stuff is fake. They didn't really piss these people off. They're getting really angry. Would I get that angry? I'd be confused. I wouldn't t be angry. Maybe I'd be angry, He's really angry. They'd all have to sign releases. Did they all sign releases? Would I sign a release. How did Borat get all those people to sign releases? Those three racist kids in the Winnebago. Why the hell did they sign the releases? Did you see me? I was one of the racists in the van. Did he get releases? Did these people sign releases? What's that on his shirt? Atreyu...I know that name...that's from a movie. What movie was that from. Atreyu. It's a guy's name. No, it's a kid's name. It's a guy kid's name. Save me Atreyu. No...Help me atreyu? Who the fuck was Atreyu? A.T.R.E.Y.U...official site. Atreyu, you rock. Atreyu lyrics. Atreyu, Orange County. They're from Orange County. They're a band from Orange County. I dont want a band from Orange County. It wasn't a band. It's a guy from a movie. Every time I look up My Bloody Valentine I get that goddamned band. I don't want the band, I want the horror flick. Atreyu's not a band. Pretty popular band...five pages...man, they've got alot of fans...I should go to iTunes and check out Atreyu. Those housewives are from Orange County. Isn't the Hills set in Orange County. What's up with Orange County? Everyone's getting laid in Orange County. Atreyu's definitley getting laid in Orange County. Wouldn't they have to blur the logo? They didn't blur the logo. Lawsuit. Atreyu can sue Burger King. No, they would;ve thought of that. Wait! It's not a real band! It's part of the commercial. I'm supposed to go to google and look up Atreyu. They made me look up Atreyu. That's amazing. They made me look up Atreyu. Wait...They didn't make up Atreyu. There's ten pages of sites on Atreyu. I'm not smart. They bought off Atreyu. They found Atreyu and paid them off. Ateyu's gettin' a ton of free press. Atreyu's smart. Who the fuck was Atreyu...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...The NeverEnding Story. Ateyu was the kid in NeverEnding Story.

And now...Where Are They Now - The Three Kids from NeverEnding Story.