The greatest Christmas song ever.

It’s difficult to name a new product, and a condom is no exception. You want something that brings up an image of virility, liked Trojan, or appeals to male ego, like Magnum, or conveys a sense of safety, like Durex, right? Or you could cut right to a pun that’s destined to garner search engine hits. They named the condom Abstinence.

Welcome to the YBNBY Hall of Fame - celebrating the some of the best stories we've posted in the three years that we've been publishing.

Today our inductee is the story that for many months was our most trafficked story. It's the one that got us kicked from several advertising networks for indecency, and made the front pages of newspapers in Scandanavia and India. It's a celebration of ladies who take the concept of audience participation at sporting events to new heights - we give you the Top Ten Female Streakers.

Streaking - a curiously British phenomenon (that guy who streaked behind David Niven at the Oscars notwithstanding). While I was growing up, it seemed that almost every national sporting event in England was interrupted by a naked runner - usually a short ugly hairy man who proved to the crowd just how cold the weather actually was (see Seinfeld, shrinkage).

But while no-one - male or female - probably gives a damn about seeing male dangly bits jogging across a tennis court, I thought there might be a little more interest in a Hall of Fame for the great female streakers to grace our sporting arenas.

And so, YBNBY provides a pictorial guide to the Ten best female streakers of all time. (NSFW)

I can't decide whether this Office parody of OfficeMax's ElfYourself is clever or lame. The dancing isn't as good, that's for sure.

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And Spain leapfrogs over Japan in the wacky stuff on the Internet category.

Happy Holidays, courtesy of Hal Riney & Partners.

Does anyone else see the irony in a spokesperson who's had a DUI, pitching a sparkling wine in a can (classy) with the tagline "it keeps you moving"?

We asked her current boyfriend to comment...