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Vagina Dentata

I saw it was a horror film. Then I laughed. Then I reminded myself it’s a horror film. Then I felt bad about laughing. A man’s worst nightmare come to life. Limited release in February.

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I didn't want to watch. But then I did. And then I didn't. And by then it was to late. Dude, this is just wrong.

said Real Estate Shows on November 30, 2007 3:48 PM.

Well, I wouldn't have laughed if I was a dude. At least I felt guilty!

This may end up being a chick flick.

said Miss Cellania on November 30, 2007 6:20 PM.

you cannot be serious....
this is like a stoned conversation taken to the next level, whats sad is that it might gain cult status and just hang around for longer than it really needs to. whats next? tentacles? Gary Coleman?
bweh, whatever

said notjohndoe2 on December 1, 2007 2:29 PM.


Vagina Dentata is actually an age old bit of mythos, it just hasn't been touched on much in popular culture. Probably due to the fact that even mentioning the vagina is a relatively recent phenomenon.

said Rob on December 2, 2007 3:30 AM.

Shouldn't it be pronounced Den Tay Tay?

said Lex10 on December 3, 2007 10:31 AM.

Ha. The Japanese already did this, and probably better... The movie is titled:

Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy


said tona b. on December 3, 2007 10:55 AM.


said Sandra on December 3, 2007 3:12 PM.

Oh man, that is too funny. I'm a guy, I'm gonna watch that, and I'm gonna laugh and cry.
I do feel kind of guilty then I remembered that its a movie, then I laughed.

How stoned were those guys?!

said Asmodeus on December 3, 2007 6:50 PM.

Thank god I'm a homo !

said Gus on December 3, 2007 11:26 PM.


Being a homo won't help you. Seems you haven't heard of the fabled Anus Dentata!

said Anonymous Coward on December 3, 2007 11:54 PM.

This is absolutely hilarious! This is one I'll have to watch - it IS one of those old "lurking in the shadows" types of myths - and every guy's worst nightmare. As a woman, I can't help but be amused....hehe....


said Delayne on December 4, 2007 5:30 PM.

Sad thing is that even though I know her vagina does unholy things to any object that gets near it I would still try hook up. You never know there may be a large noticeable gap between the teeth that would allow one to get away unscathed. May be a little enjoyable even. But I digress.

said Adam on December 10, 2007 2:02 AM.

"every rose has it thorns" hahaha what an awful movie this will be.

said jack on December 10, 2007 7:28 AM.

There is supposed to be a female nurse present during an OB/GYN exam. *sigh*

said brian on December 17, 2007 1:41 AM.

i am female, but this made me rofl. it's going to be a ridiculously horrible movie, and that's about all that can be said.

said ashley on December 17, 2007 2:57 AM.

All this does is promote anal sex.

said Zack on January 14, 2008 2:42 PM.

Another PSA successfully executed, then.

said Scaramouch on January 14, 2008 5:12 PM.

a simple trip to the dentist can cure that

said snakeeyes on January 15, 2008 6:18 PM.

Just like to say i loved this film
halarious, funny but if your a bloke scarey lol
My other half watched it with me and says , no no no its horrible
and scarey

Good film to make randy teens or Blokes think twice b4 having sex lol
what an excellent film to be used for sex education lol


said CERN on May 5, 2008 10:26 AM.

I watched this completely by accident, and loved it. Some of the scenes portraying the slightly cultish aspects of small town living were particularly chilling. Overall was pretty well done. The actors do a great job of showing you how seriously you should be taking it. The editing and directing were decent, thus the movie is pretty easy to watch. totally classic.

said bent on May 5, 2008 5:20 PM.

excellent film. out of the ordinary, that's for certain! it was the proper amount of cheese, but overall, it was disturbing regardless of gender. only thing i didn't care for was how it ended, it could have been better.

said sweetoleander on May 29, 2008 1:47 AM.

I watched the movie last night with some friends we couldnt stop laughing. I want to own the movie and i am trying to git my friend in b-ham to watch it. You just should see it.

said Tarra on June 2, 2008 1:13 AM.

A couple of friends and I watched it last night, and we couldn't stop laughing either. Still though, it was a pretty good movie. Interesting, to say the least.

said Dev on June 6, 2008 10:46 AM.

i just saw this movie and it is hilarious! a must for all teenagers to see, and parents of teenagers, and gynos--forget it, everyone needs to see this movie!

said Lauren on June 7, 2008 2:36 PM.

Vagina dentata does exist, though. Through embryonic cysts, which can generate teeth, hair, bones, whatever. Including teeth. Should one inhabit the vagina, hey presto: Cunt choppers.

Haven't seen the film, though.

said pondicherry on June 14, 2008 7:40 PM.

I don't really know why, but I'm sitting here late on a Saturday laughing my ass off at the phrase 'cunt chopper'.

said Scaramouch on June 14, 2008 11:20 PM.

I watched this movie last week with a few guy friends. Most of us thought it was hilarious, but 1of the guys got really sick during one of the "attacks". I looked into and it is supossed to be a dark comedy not a horror film, so I don't feel bad about laughing my ass off and niether should anyone else.

said brittani on June 22, 2008 1:41 PM.

I am a guy, and I watched this movie last night. I friggen loved it! It was fairly well written, and executed. The subject matter was just golden. I seen a trailer on Romeros Diary of the dead, and ran out, and rented the very next day. I suppose there was a message in there as well, being that all the dudes who "got it" were pretty much shitheads: Dont rape women. A must see!

said Freddy5 on June 29, 2008 10:53 PM.

If anyone watches this movie (I have) and feels sorry for the men or even gets scared, it only stands to signify how far away from evolving into a civilized race we are. Should I feel sorry for a rapist who gets his cock cut off by the victim or a gynaecologist who "tests flexibility" on young women with no rubber glove because he has a fisting fetish... NO WAY!!! If the female sex of our species is led to this kind of mutation the only thing it means is that the human race is going from bad to worse, forcing women to evolve teeth in their genitals solely for the purpose of being allowed the choice of who they have sex with. Put simply if I go prodding parts of my anatomy into places where they shouldn't be and by one way or another I lose them... I only have myself to blame.

said nanos on July 7, 2008 11:24 AM.

My sister told me about this movie and I was MILDLY interested in watching it, out of morbid curiosity ONLY! I must admit, it was rather amusing! I have NEVER seen anything like this IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! Should make a man wonder who he's getting into bed with. AND be sure NOT to piss HER off! :)

said onecoolassmom on July 14, 2008 10:52 PM.

im a girl and im take offence to this
its not true
but people think it is true
just think about it
it really is silly
and if your scared of this then you obviously
haven't have sex before
but if you think it is funny then it means you like having you dick
chopped off

but then again if this was real, then girls might like to have it
only if they were rapped so that the dirty man got what he deserved

but apart from that, this is the biggest piece of crap i have ever heard
and it makes me laugh when men actually get scared
it means there stupid and weak (in the mind)

said alex on July 26, 2008 11:25 AM.

Uh, people think vagina dentata is real? Maybe the stupid and dense. I don't think any thinking person believes it's real.

said Johnny Wright on July 26, 2008 4:19 PM.

great movie
but it scared the shit out of me
so right after the movie i looked it up and i find out it myth
so im so glad its not real cause IDK!!!! i dont want my dick chopped off!!!!!

but yeah and just because someone believes in something outrageous doesnt mean there stupid.
people believe in things that arnt true like jesus for example!

said Dillon on August 6, 2008 10:54 PM.

This movie is great, the trailer doesn't do it justice. I had trouble finding the dvd but its available at www.jaman.com/teeth

said jharrison on August 12, 2008 2:41 PM.

by the way u can get this disease thing its called vaginia dentata search on google if u dont believe me. but u cant get hurt by it . the condition is totally different to what they put it like on the film . they are not sharp and they cant hurt u. it occurs in 1 in 12 million women its a very rare disease but it IS A REAL DISEASE I MEAN IT SEARCH ON GOOGLE U WILL FIND RESULTS I AM NOT LYING BUT IT AINT HARMFUL MUCH. THERES A VIDEO ON A WEBSITE OF A WOMEN TALKIN BOUT IT . IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

said emma on August 28, 2008 11:12 AM.

I beliv also that vagina dentata,really exists and its really true bt maybe not quite as scary as TEETh showed it to be and moreover who said JESUS aint real.U better start believing him and accept him b4 its too late/////////////////////////////

said Ella on November 24, 2008 6:32 AM.

lol. some of these coments are seriously stupid.

It was a great film, and only sexual preditors got any bad reprocussions in it. so its not man hating or anything, if anythingnitssaying respect the women you have sex with.

was a great film

said Jazz on May 26, 2009 12:07 PM.

I was on some doctors website, apparently some girl cam in and actually had a tooth groing in her vagina, theres some kind of cyst you can develope and thats what happened, so yea, it is possible

said Mitch on January 17, 2010 2:43 PM.

it is caused by eymbryo tissue in the viginia that causes cysts in the opening of the viginia this tissiue can grow hair bone and teeth but does not cut off men members it is altered dna poissibly from a twin that was engulfed by the stronger in the embryo stage

said Patrick on July 6, 2010 7:25 PM.

Saw the movie loved it! Made my boyfriend watch it. HAHAHA!

said Ashley on September 27, 2010 4:28 PM.
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