You may remember I was chosen as one of the judges for the Axe competition to find the World's Dirtiest Film. Yesterday the winner was announced, and I'm embedding it after the jump in all it's glory. Glad my fellow judges agreed with me on what was the clear winner.
I've still got to edit my own movie from that trip (one day soon when no-one cares any more how much unfunny it is), but in the meantime, I have FIVE World's Dirtiest Film T Shirts to give away, c/o Axe. So why don't we have a little competition of our own... If you hop over to Collegehumor, you'll see the oh-so-witty quote I gave them to put on their page. Not the funniest thing I ever wrote, but - hey - I was under the gun. But I'm sure you guys could do better.
So, here's what to do. Post in the comments here on this page below, the quote I SHOULD have given them to accompany the winning film, and the five funniest (if we even get five) will get free T Shirts. Make sure you use your real email address in the comments form, so I can get back to you if you win. I'll pick the winners after Thanksgiving.



AXE, let's you have your cake and eat it, too!
I've never seen cream cakes turn into hot cross buns before. A clear winner!
I love cake. I love hot women. Words cannot express how much I love hot women covered in cake.
Two women show up at a guy's house (named "Peter" no less), both wearing black slinky dresses at noon, then proceed to fight, rubbing white cream all over each other.
You gotta love how subtle AXE communications are. No wonder 14 year old boys buy the stuff.
I SHOULD have given them to accompany the winning film