Because this video (which has nothing whatsoever to do with the picture at the left) autoplays for some browsers, it has been moved behind the jump. Thank you for your continued patronage, have a nice day, and please come again.
What could be more traditionally American than spending a holiday waiting around in an airport? I know I've spent many a holiday in such a manner.
(Thanks, Jan!)



not sure if you're aware, but on the RSS feed, all of the embedded Onion videos start playing automatically. Which is a little annoying to those of us reading it at work. I don't know if there's anything resembling an easy fix, and the content is great, it's merely the autoplay that scares the hell out of me when i refresh.
hey Matt
In the last couple of weeks, people have pointed out an issue with the RSS feed displaying extended posts. Thanks for reminding me. I'll try to dind a fix over the Thanksgiving holiday.