The stunt king is dead. Rather than write an obit, here's a link to the third Lunch Hour Veg we ever did. Lots of great comments and clips of the Man himself, the legendary Evel Knievel.

I saw it was a horror film. Then I laughed. Then I reminded myself it’s a horror film. Then I felt bad about laughing. A man’s worst nightmare come to life. Limited release in February.

By now you've all heard about the teacher in Sudan who got jail time and deportation for letting her class name a teddy bear Mohammad.

But that got me to thinking, what are some other names that would piss off those with narrow minds and frowning faces?

Here are some ideas I had:

Furry Jesus
Buddha Bear
Osama Honey Pot

Got better ones? Leave 'em in the comments.

These twists on famous kids books arrived in my inbox today so I thought I'd post them. They made me laugh. Kudos to whomever did the photoshop work, including Worth1000 and
SomethingAwful , and apologies if this is something you got in your inbox years ago. Read on for more more.

Exhibit A: for the prosecution. Unilever's Dove tells you to tell your daughters to ignore the insidious messages from the Beauty Industry and advertising.

Exhibit B: for the defence. The Martin Agency proves all the insidious messages you need are right there in Unilever's portfolio all along.