
Recently, the heaviest conservative hitters got together to pose for a poster being distributed by the group, Young America's Foundation.
For several days now, I've been trying to think of a worthy caption. I could've gone bitter, with something like "So you think you're smarter than a fifth grader is doing a celebrity show?", or catty with "Who's the tall guy in the short skirt and heels?", Or topical with "The lines at the Minnesota Airport men's room just got alot shorter".
I finally just gave up, but you're welcome to give it a shot in the comments.
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The best part is that the brainless designer of this poster used Impact, the premiere font in the world of lol____. So let's go with that.
"I can haz keynotez?"
"Invisible Tolerance!"
"We R in ur political system, fukkin up ur bill o rightz."
I think those would do nicely. Oh, sorry, one more:
"Butseckz plz?"
The cast for "The Dirty Dozen II"
I have nicknames for a few of them.
Douchebag of Liberty - Novak (ty Jon Stewart), She-Lich - Coulter, Slave Cabin Republican - the black guy, And Ash-hole for Ashcroft.
It should say "No Special Education......"