I don't remember where I got this picture, or why I saved it. But there's not much happening this weekend, so put your imagination to work and give us a great punchline.
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I need 1.1 gigawatts of energy to power this time machine!
"By injecting digitally-amplified photonic packets of processed data culled from my wide-spectrum, semi-permiable, pseudo-parabalic, hemispheric cranial data net, I should shortly be able to determine why I've never seen a real women naked."
What's is the frequency kennneth?
Mum wanted the coathangers and strainer back but THEY told me to kill her.
Inventor of the "Acu-Jack".
Either the aliens can't steal his brain or don't want it; either way it's still technically a success
I am sooo gonna shave the hell out of this beard and no hands!! just electricity.
"You, too, can expect awesome results after just 24 hours of wearing the Beard-Grower 2000!"
So that's how Harry Knowles reviews movies.
"I'm gonna get my gnome wizard to level 70 if it KILLS me!"
Daddy?!?
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"Kilroy 2.0 is here - Kilroy 2.0 is EVERYwhere!!"
I hope there are people who will understand this. This guy just looks so much like my mental image of the character Kilroy2.0 from the podiobook 7th Son that I HAD to use it. If you post, please edit this part out, as it is better without the explanation.
Why you always gotta be hatin' on the headgear?
It's a-LIVE!!!!!!
Gentlemen, Behold the BEARD-MO-TRON!
WHAT HAT?
- So, are you ready?
- Yeah. Hold on.
I forgot
to put in the crystals.
- Okay, turn it on.
- [Current Surges]
[Groaning, Grunting]
Kill...
the pow...
[Groaning]
Kill...
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
Turn it off! Turn it off!
- [Current Stops]
- [Moaning]
[Groans]
It's a piece of crap. It doesn't work.
credit: Napoleon Dynamite