You'd think some things are obvious but somebody had to write a book to tell parents how to dress their young ones appropriately. But maybe the reason is skanky dressed parents = skanky dressed kids?

Other erotic works of art from the pumpkin patch at Pumpkin Porn.

Semifinal #2 at the YesBut Halloween Mascot Competition...It's faith vs. flash as the Nun battles the Dog & Pony show. I know who I'm betting on...but what would the Jesus dog do.

UPDATE: And on the sixth day, the nun beat the dog and pony show 115 to 39...and it was good. Bring on the finals.

I was checking out a list of the all-time scariest tv characters, and who do I happen to come across at number eight? Why it's Zuni, the little claymation beastie from Trilogy of Terror...haven't thought about him in at least twenty years. That asshole made me sleep with the lights on for months. If you've never seen Zuni, he was this little voodoo thing that would've made Chucky his bitch if they ever met. If you've never seen Zuni...click here, then try to forget him.

On a side note, that only leaves one horror flick from my childhood that I've never been able to find, and it scared the living crap out of me when I was young. It was about a town that gets overrun by these things with giant tortoise shells for bodies, with snake heads coming out of them. When they grabbed someone, they would suck all the bones out of the person, leaving these digusting body suits all over the place. That one would've sent me to therapy, if we had therapy back then. If anyone knows what this flick was called, please let me know. I need to relive the horror.

- It's my new favorite waste of time. Fly the paper airplane out the window
- I think Anthony Hopkins will make a great Hitchcock. What do you think?
- Still haven't decided what to go as? How about a wide-stanced Senator.
- I can't tell. Is this a real thing? Check out the excused absence network.
- And if you didn't catch Michael's Dunder Mifflin ad...it was a thing of beauty.