A quick plug for a friend of mine who's involved with a new indie movie. "I'll Believe You" is a family friendly story (ie my kids LOVED it) of alien incursions, men-in-black and an Art Bell-style radio show host, who gets the call of his life just as his show is about to be cancelled. For an indie movie it's got a stellar cast too - Patrick Warburton, Chris Elliot, Mo Rocca - FRED WILLARD!!! Wha' happened???

Trailer embedded above - check out the site for more details and watch your local listings.

Odd. Impressive. And also a great forearm workout. Enjoy.

Today begins a weeklong series on Halloween for the Lunch Hour Veg. We'll start off with skeletons. No bones about it!

Which is the cuter scooter...commercial scoot or claymation scoot?

(the dumb ones are my favorite)

Recently, Dick's wife gave what has to be the fakest, bullshit interview I've ever seen on the Daily Show...just to sell books. Although, it is pretty funny to see her start to get pissed off near the end. You can almost see the vampire transformation begin to take effect.

No, no one's ever said that to me. And if they did, I'd probably just ignore them and kick a file cabinet. Oh..how I long for the good old Roman days, when you could stab any a'hole in the spleen just for looking at you funny. Well kids...now you can.

Viva Caligula...need I say more.

- One of the stranger SNL shorts I've seen...Punched before they eat.
- Send your friends a personalzed Transformers email. Um...kinda lame
- Political humor...don't see much of it from ventriloquists. until Achmed.
- It's time to play who did Ann Coulter piss off recently. Jews...you're up.
- And the Drew Carey Price is Right era begins today. Here he is with Plinko.