Sick of your daughter moping around the house? Need some quick cash for repairs on your trailer? "Marry Our Daughter" is here to help. Why work for a living when you can sell your child? Depending on the quality of your kid, you can fetch upward of $20,000 for her. Everybody wins!
(And yes, I realize this is a joke. But if you have an unruly teenager in the house, this is sure to get her in line.)
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