Let the countdown begin...only six days til New York's weeklong celebration of one of life's most selfless, charitable and downright noble industries. Police? Firemen? Doctors? Teachers? No, you schmucks...it's Advertising Week, and a more useless, self-congratulatory circle jerk you won't find in any other industry in America...except maybe porn.

Well, at least we know it's a crock. Just another way for the city to make a few bucks. No harm in that, I guess. And while you're celebrating, check out a site really gets into the true spirit of the occasion...adsturbation.com