When yer done looking at my tits how about giving me yer balls...

40DD - Love!

Female Tennis player was hesitant to grab the towel from the extra towel holder.

I was wondering if you might need a partner for, um... you know... doubles.

Once, in tennis camp.....

Those are a large pair of Muscles you have there....u know arms

Is that a L6 or you're just happy to see me?

40 each - "D"euce

And that's how I got Tennis Elbow.

Sex, sex, sex. Is that all you people think about? Disgusting.

Such a pretty, all-American girl, and a nice, clean-cut young man; he must be either her coach or her brother. So obviously, he's simply giving her advice on improving her game....

Yeah, I don't buy it either, but I had to try. Anyway...

"What kind of a coach would I be if I didn't give my girls tits... tips! It says tips!"

"Your backhand is the breast I've ever seen."

"Oops--it looks like you popped a button--take off your shirt and I'll mend it for you"

Yes, they're real - and they're spectacular.

Don't worry, you'll get a pair of those when you'll pass puberty.

1.Nice set. 2. Is that where you hold the balls?

"Keep looking, you ain't ever touching"

"I wonder if those are as soft and fuzzy as the green ones."

So would you like to play on a grass court today?

"I noticed you're trying to get a glispe of my rack-et"

If those fall out of there, can I help you put them back?

I've always wanted a set like that.If you would let me touch them I would have them now.

Mr Bush? Yes, we've found one of the twins.

"My eyes are up here"... at least that is what they all say to me when I am staring.