Today on the Veg - Train Wrecks.

Due to the wonders of Facebook (and if you're on FB and not a member of our YesButNoButYes group, why not?) I now get prompted to remember the birthdays of everyone on my friends list. Which is why I happen to know that TOMORROW IS MISS CELLANIA'S BIRTHDAY!!! YAY!!

And so in honor of this little landmark, I thought it'd be fun to look back over the ten most popular stories she's every written, as judged by Google Analytics. Along the way, we're going to learn just how much she knows about porn stars, and just how depraved our audience really is.

(After all she posts several stories every day, it's you guys who seem to love one particular type of story.)

Emo elves
Loki's side of the story
Madman's beginnings
The best indie comics of the year
How to not kill Hitler

Each week we run down the 5 most interesting comics that come out on Wednesday. Here's what to look for today.

It appears that a lot of Halo 3 discs were shipped in defective cases, causing them to become scratched in transit. If you are getting one, open and check the disc’s condition before you leave the store. If it’s already too late, there is an exchange program, which will take some time. Hang on to your receipt.