Not only does he doodle well, he does it with his left hand!

I've always had a thing for girls with Midwest accents. They always make me feel like I should tussle their hair and give them a treat. There's innocence in that accent! For this reason, I've subscribed to the Midwest Teen Sex Show, which despite its name, does not feature teens going at it. It's actually really funny and well produced without delivering too strong a message. I find a lot of their tips are still useful for me, despite not being a teen and not having my own show ... or having sex.

- Bill Clinton on the Daily Show, on why all Congress needs is a little cat nap.
- Looks like it's National Parking Day. Don't know what that means? Click here.
- Here's one that's near and dear to our hearts. Anna Faris will be Linda Lovelace.
- Also in today's porn news...Quentin Tarantino's about to get really kinky on us.
- and I've been playing with this all morning. Convert your images to type.

OK, admit it. You've thought about this before, haven't you? It's about time someone actually did it.