Yep, all those undesirable thoughts you've had while watching any Charlie Brown TV special, combined into one animation. (Thanks, Bill!)...

I already know what the best caption for this is... I just want to see how long it takes for someone to post it. And what else you come up with!...

That ‘splains it. I need to start drinking beer. ...

Today on the Veg - paying tribute to The Beatles. ...

Rammstein is getting all traditional in preparation for Oktoberfest! (via b3ta)...

This ad for the Nissan Rogue contains all the pleasures of vertigo without the nausea. It may take a few minutes to load, but the fullscreen effect is worth it. (via the Presurfer) ...

Although it hurt, I could not stop watching this for a full 2:47. Now I’m going to rethink my idea of buying a bicycle. (Thanks, Gary!) ...

Experience the genius that is Wes Anderson with his short film Hotel Chevalier. The film, which is a prelude to The Darjeeling Limited, is being offered for free on iTunes. I've never been an ass man myself, but this...

Today on the Veg - fun with shopping carts ...

There's some guy out there walking around with a camera in the back of his throat apparently. I'm afraid to see what the porn industry will do with this technology....

That’s going to leave a pothole....

Today on the Veg - Train Wrecks. ...

#4 - Where Are They Now -Rock Groupies of the '70s Like me, Miss C was but a slip of a girl in the 70s (err - I was young, not a girl), and probably just remembers the true aura around a lot of those 70s bands that attracted professional groupies.

...If it's one thing that Hollywood has taught us, by the time you get to the third in a series, you're probably running out of steam, but not so Miss C, who brought us yet another roundup of Porn Stars.

Emo elves Loki's side of the story Madman's beginnings The best indie comics of the year How to not kill Hitler Each week we run down the 5 most interesting comics that come out on Wednesday. Here's what to...

It appears that a lot of Halo 3 discs were shipped in defective cases, causing them to become scratched in transit. If you are getting one, open and check the disc’s condition before you leave the store. If it’s...

A Gateway drug? That sounds like Dell propaganda! Really, marijuana will remain a gateway drug as long as it's illegal, and people have to buy it from drug dealers. This panel is from The Marijuana Mystery, a 1991 comic...

T Today on the Veg - Pillow Fights. ...

- Thank you Fox, for giving us Bill O'Reilly, and all the magical things he says - 50 Barts painted by 50 artists. Seems like a cool way to spend an afternoon - Look up Exploitation of the 9/11...

Chris Crocker sobbing about Britney Spears? Laugh all you want -you may be watching him on TV soon. Since August, Crocker and 44 Blue Productions, a Studio City, California, firm specializing in documentaries and reality programming, have been pitching shows...

Today on the veg.. we're all about Halo 3. Only a few hours left, people. ...

Last month I moved to Park Slope, Brooklyn. What I thought would be a family-friendly, "livable" neighborhood is really a vast blight on the city. The stench of dirty diapers fills your nostrils as you carefully step over diseased pacifiers...

No, not a personal story; I live with my kids. Sure I can complain about them, but I only have myself to blame. This is a new site to vent your frustrations about the idiot sharing your living space. I...

"Feast of Love" ** (out of four): The latest effort by director Robert Benton is riddled with good intentions and heartfelt musings – it's just too bad that it all seems like a charade, romance by way of a Hallmark...

- Got an idea for a new Facebook app? It could make you $250,000 richer. - The head of the snake is the best part of the "Don't Taze Me Bro" T-shirt. - A collection of Simpsons scenes, and...

We're the United States...Aren't we supposed to take the moral high ground in situations like these? That's what I keep thinking, as I see more and more images of protestors asking Columbia how they could possibly give a forum...

22 years ago I was working as a bartender in a restaurant in Ealing Broadway the day of the Live Aid concert, so I didn't get to see all of the show (unlike one of my friends who actually...

A married couple who didn't realise they were chatting each other up on the internet are divorcing. Sana Klaric and husband Adnan, who used the names "Sweetie" and "Prince of Joy" in an online chatroom, spent hours telling each...

It was bound to happen. MTV is getting into the online community business. So, after you're done updating your MySpace, Facebook, LinkedIn, Friendster, Multiply, Eons, and Twitter pages...come on over to Think...

This year, they spent the summer at Coney Island. Definitely a calendar sure to spice up any cube....

Randy Pausch is a computer science professor at Carnegie Mellon, who is dying of pancreatic cancer. Prof. Pausch recently gave his final lecture, called "How to Live your Childhood Dreams", as a gift to his children. The lecture is...

Who's more fun at a party? ...

- Only 2 days left to help put an asterisk on the steroid ball. Just don't tell Barry. - How about a little food fight, but with some healthy food. I actually enjoyed this. - I missed the Emmys,...

This video is labeled as Blackwater employees in Iraq shooting at cars for kicks. If you know anything else about this footage, please leave a comment. Update: I knew if this could be cleared up, y’all would do it...

Tell Me You Love Me: HBO exposes its basest instincts with the gimmicky "Tell Me You Love Me", a show about couples having hard-core sex interrupted with cliched relationship drama. You may not have seen "Tell Me You Love...

A tutorial on how to have some good clean fun shooting pennies around the room. ...

Not only does he doodle well, he does it with his left hand! ...

I've always had a thing for girls with Midwest accents. They always make me feel like I should tussle their hair and give them a treat. There's innocence in that accent! For this reason, I've subscribed to the Midwest...

- Bill Clinton on the Daily Show, on why all Congress needs is a little cat nap. - Looks like it's National Parking Day. Don't know what that means? Click here. - Here's one that's near and dear to...

OK, admit it. You've thought about this before, haven't you? It's about time someone actually did it....

"Eastern Promises" **** (out of four): Like it or not, the Russians have their very own "Godfather" with David Cronenberg's dark, brutal thriller about the inner-workings of London's Russian mafia featuring another powerful performance by Viggo Mortensen. Raimi, Jackson, Cronenberg....

"The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" ** (out of four): Unforgivably slow and over-titled attempt to dramatize the ignoble murder of the notorious outlaw features a fine performance by Casey Affleck as Ford. To paraphrase a...

In these days of high-definition radio, satellite radio, and internet radio, there seems to be something for everyone. And anyone that knows me, knows I like to get it on ... a lot. Like 16 times a day with...

Yesterday, I wake up from a dream. It's one of the few that I can remember a few details from...they're usually just a blur for me. Anyway, I remember planning a party, or some kind of event, and it's...

This is so true, whatever medium you're working in. Everyone's got to put their two cents in, even if it's not worth that much. Flags of the world, with comments from the client....

I've been looking into the whereabouts of past advertising icons for mental_floss. Nothing had me more mesmerized than these classic Crazy Eddie spots, many of which I found at Must-Be TV. Lots, lots more craziness after the jump....

An update from LA, where I am taking part in the launch of The World's Dirtiest Film competition. More and longer video post to follow, but for now, here's an appetizer of the day's events. ...

Hot jungle action The return of Hellcat The best Captain America you'll ever read Dr. Thirteen and his supernatural friends My Chemical Romance comes to comics Each week we run down the 5 most interesting comics that come out...

Oh, OK, you can skip watching another crybaby leave-him-alone meme video -it's noisy anyway. The point is- YAAARRR, today be Talk Like A Pirate Day! And I have laryngitis, so all I can do is type. ARRRRR. See some...

- First, Alan Greenspan on the Daily Show bums the shit out of Jon Stewart. - Next, how abut five questions season two of Heroes better answer. Well done. - Online t-shirt store Threadless opened their first brick and...

A sequel to the earlier internet commenter business meeting, this time it's an office retirement party, complete with LOLcats, lesbian liplocks, and trolls. And cupcakes!...

I thought I would have to listen to this two or three times to catch all the pop culture reference, but the lyrics are avilable if you scroll down this page....

As i blogged yesterday, I'm in LA for the launch of the World's Dirtiest Film contest, sponsored by Axe Shower. The events kick off tomorrow, when I'll be attending the press junket on the backlot of the Jimmy Kimmel...

An appropriate accessory for cybersex! Gekishin Mouse-kun looks like a computer mouse. A big one, as if size matters. It provides both vibration and heat, features a handstrap, and comes with a clitoral stimulation attachment. No information on whether...

Today on the veg... People who want other people to leave a third group of people alone ...

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a bottle of Snapps and a Butterfinger bar. I've corrected spelling...

"In the Valley of Elah" ***1/2 (out of four): A fierce performance by Tommy Lee Jones as a father searching for his son, AWOL after returning from Iraq, anchors this flawed but important film from flawed but important writer-director Paul...

- Sally Field censored...and uncensored...with a bazillion times more attention. - You know the Beatles movie reviewed here yesterday? Well, it looks awesome. - Did I miss a memo? What the hell is an iPod Touch? And why doesn't...

This is actually pretty exciting for us here at YBNBY (or me at least). Tomorrow, I'm being flown to LA for two days to help kick off The World's Dirtiest Film Competition, in conjunction with Axe Shower Gel. I've been...

There's a beauty contest going on in Second Life, to select the 12 sexiest avatars for inclusion on a calendar, to be published in *gasp* real life. You can find out more all about it at 12 avatars. Let's...

In my endless quest to spoil upcoming blockbusters, (I'm sure you remember my earlier work in regards to Lost and Harry Potter) here's the end cut scene from the upcoming Halo 3. The video after the jump....

Sick of your daughter moping around the house? Need some quick cash for repairs on your trailer? "Marry Our Daughter" is here to help. Why work for a living when you can sell your child? Depending on the quality...

"Across The Universe" *** (out of four): Director Julie Taymor continues to flaunt her dashing sense of style in this one-of-a-kind, Beatles-gone-batty musical. "Across The Universe" opens with an English bloke named Jude (Jim Sturgess) sitting on the beach and...

Let the countdown begin...only six days til New York's weeklong celebration of one of life's most selfless, charitable and downright noble industries. Police? Firemen? Doctors? Teachers? No, you schmucks...it's Advertising Week, and a more useless, self-congratulatory circle jerk you...

- Start with New Rules. Bill hits the conspiracy theorists (2 words...tower seven) - A pretty good clip from Wilkinson razors, on the battle between men and babies. - My name is Diego Montoya, you keeled my faader...prepare to...

Bad things might happen if you don't!...

One of the funniest shows on television, spoofing one the coolest viral videos on the web. If you didn't see the season premiere this week, try to catch one of the repeats. Really good....

It's an '84 Volkwagen modded up as the Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine! Could be a great buy if you are into that sort of thing. And if you are in Britain. (via b3ta)...

Greybloke discovers porn. (via b3ta)...

I snapped this picture walking to work this morning. It's poster on the side of a bus shelter on 8th avenue near 42nd Street, where it must be driven by and passed by by thousands of people every day,...

You can pretty much do anything you want to with a friend who has drunk enough to pass out. Even tape his eyes open. This guy snores right throught it! ...

"The Brave One" * (out of four): Dreadful misfire casts Jodie Foster as a vengeance-fueled vigilante bent on cleaning up a New York that hasn't existed for years. Jodie Foster and Terrence Howard are both powerful actors worth watching even...

"Mr. Woodcock" **1/2 (out of four): Another addition to the Comedy of Humiliation genre plays like "Meet the Parents" with a lot less warmth. Billy Bob Thornton's descent into dark comedy caricature continues with "Mr. Woodcock" another addition to the...

- The new Chemical Brothers video is out, and as usual, it has lots of talking fish. - Cool Daily Show interview with Jodie Foster, on guns, vigilanties, and wet pants. - I thought Zeppelin already did a reunion...

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Why are flat buns better? ...

Yes, I'm afraid it's all Britney, all the time this week. A slight change of pace today - take a look at DotComedy partner, Gallery of the Absurd, a fantastic blog that turns pop culture into the freak show...

So I'm reading today that MTV has been forced (presumably by Brit's "people" to remove her performance from all future airings of the MTV awards. I suspect it won't be long before YouTube gets a number of DCMA takedown notices...

First Santa and the Easter Bunny and now this. How the hell am I supposed to believe anything anymore? Next you're going to tell me that dogs can't drive cars and Paris Hilton isn't in the running for a...

A Justice League wedding. The rise of Fascism in Italy. The nameless dead of New York City. Barbarians and cheese dip. A stranger in a strange and alien land. Each week we run down the 5 most interesting comics...

"Into The Wild" ***1/2 (out of four): The stranger-than-fiction tale of Christopher McCandless springs to life in Sean Penn's meditative film "Into The Wild," a fantastic voyage you won't soon forget. We've all thought about it at one time or...

And congratulations go out to me for probably being the 10 millionth blogger to use that joke. Coming soon, I'll report on 5,000 lawyers just found at the bottom of the ocean, and a priest, a minister and a...

- Back from vacation, and the Daily Show hops on board the bathroom sex train. - Gotta be the Hollywood sequel news of the year... Get ready for a Tron sequel. - Let's see...burning 100 degree sun, miles of...

Still reeling from the Britney Spears "comeback" on the VMAs? You may not have realized that there were other performances on MTV's big night. I don't know who Chris Brown is, I'm not sure what song he sings, but...

This one's dedicated to by good friend Joe - today from DotComedy, The FaceBook song... ...

"Happy Fun Ball" is one of my favorite Saturday Night Live commercial parodies. After doing some reading of actual drug warning labels, I realized this sketch wasn't much of a stretch. • "Gas with oily spotting, loose stools, and...

I really don't know what to say about this, except... audio NSFW....

From my favorite celebrity blog, World of Wonder, come this image of Madonna leaving Claridges Hotel in London, which is a pretty swanky place. Behind her walks hubby Guy Ritchie, with a particularly strange gait to his step, almost...

On a sad anniversary in New York, an uplifting tale from Yankee Stadium that shows the true spirit of the city. ...

"King of California" ** (out of four): Winking story of a mentally ill father on a quest for lost gold in southern California with his reluctant daughter isn't quite as cute as it thinks it is. Watching "King of California"...

- Not the funniest video I've seen, but it's got Bill Murray and Mel, so I'm in. - Then again, even Carl Spackler gets beat by a rocket straight to the nuts. - I'll take two boston creme...four glazed...oh,...

Since most of the freaks that write for this website work in advertising I thought posting links to these cartoons would pander to my peers in a "Hey look guys, let's laugh at ourselves, hahah, aren't stereotypes funny?" kinda...

Todays DotComedy installment is from Your B.F.F Sherry who they describe on the site as a "Sexy M.I.L.F". This naturally makes her a little young for the YesButNoButYes team, who much prefer their ILF's a little older. But hey,...

"Ira and Abby" * (out of four): The type of relentlessly forced comedy that makes you truly appreciate the eccentric genius of Woody Allen. "Ira and Abby" is the type of relentlessly forced comedy, much like "Prime," that makes you...

Spent about twenty minutes yesterday on ManningsMind.com, a Sprint site that tests your football knowledge with 10 yard, 25 yard, or long bomb questions. Turned out to be a good way to pass the time before watching Eli get...

- NASA use Armageddon to train it's managers? Yup, by picking out the mistakes. - What's the Internet for? To post 1964 World's Fair pix when someone finds them. - So Larry Wachowski is still Larry. Fine, but I...

Well let's just say that I'm pretty sure I've danced better while on the tail end of a three day heroin binge. Check out the video after the jump...

These guys have fun with gasoline, homemade flame throwers, and even a 70" TV going downstairs. What more could you ask for?...

A blogger friend of mine, RockyJay, has thought long and hard (or at least that's what he'd like you to think) and decided to give up posting on his adventures and opinions. Instead, he had decided to specialize in what...

Holy Moley- a whole field of Alpha Males! In Australian rules football, you don't have that sissy padding or helmets. If you get tackled, you take your lumps. The best part is that a spectator can SEE the players....

Today's clip from DotComedy.com features a brand new series that debuted this week. Reid and Dave don't go out a lot, don't understand women, probably don't shower much. What's pretty much an everyday occurrence at the YesButNoButYes office becomes...

follow YesButNoButYes at http://twitter.com I’ve just set up a Twitter feed for the site - it should push notification of all our stories into Twitter. So if you’re a rampant Twitterer, make sure you follow us. ...

There's something particularly fitting about being able to dump your lover over the morning toast. Now you can do exactly that, with great new concept. Combining a digital whiteboard with a toaster, this gadget supposedly allows you to leave...

Kicking off our week of Dotcomedy.com clips, here's NY comedian Sean Crespo, getting to grips with the reality of Google Maps new street view technology. Sean's quite a prolific video blogger, and you can check out many of his...

I've been watching TLC's new show, LA-Ink with the sensational Kat Von D, and it's provoked me to finally take the plunge on something I've been mulling over for years - to get inked! And I need some help...

Ah, if it were only so easy! (via Bits and Pieces)...

When YesButNoButYes relaunched last week with it's comments reintroduced, both Jellio and Miss Cellania rushed to blog about the new spot for Cadbury's chocolate of the Gorilla (I won't spoil the surprise if you've been hiding under a rock...

Over the last few months, I've been enjoying the short videos over at DotComedy.com, but for some reason haven't actually featured them a lot. I guess I figured they probably didn't need us to send them traffic. This week...

One of my favorite guilty pleasures is listening to the music of Chumbawamba , a love that stems from the fact that I was the cameraman for them on three of their videos - Homophobia, Timebomb and Ugly Houses (not my best work, to be honest, but considering the budgets were all probably under $10k, no-one should be complaining).

...Well, now you can save that piss and use it for more suitable purposes (assuming Madonna hasn't drunk it), because NoPoPo batteries can be recharged by immersing them in Urine (or Vinegar, or even, allegedly water - which of course is infinitely more boring a story).

Now, I'm really not sure why VH1 didn't come to us sooner, seeing as we ARE the greatest pop culture blog on the planet, and could have fielded a team that could have trounced the competition, but nevertheless. By...

Over the last week, regular readers may have found themselves coming back here and being confronted with a home page from August 31st over and over again. I think it's the Internet's way of making us relive the Movable...

If you don't know all of them, you know at least some. You met most of them right here!...

Yesterday they announced the shortlisted finalists for the OMMA Awards, given out for online advertising creativity. And I note it here purely for selfish reasons, as two projects I worked on as Creative Director are on the list of...

Luciano Pavarotti passed away today at the age of 71. He was the best-known opera singer outside of the world of opera, largely because of his "Pavarotti and Friends" series. He would sing with just about anyone. And though he...

Tonight the NFL season kicks off. I'll use that as an excuse to re-post our widely read series on The NFL Quarterbacks' Wives Club from earlier this year. Part I: Ashley Manning, Brittany Brees, Jake Plummer's girlfriend, Melody Carr, Shaelyn...

Short and silly, but it made me laugh! (via Neatorama) ...

There are some ugly, horrible, and soul-sucking websites out there. Luckily, www.netdisaster.com is here to help you take out your anger in highly destructive ways. ...

Each week we run down the 5 most interesting comics that come out on Wednesday. Due to Labor Day and the delayed shipping schedule, this week that means Thursday. Here's what to look for today. ...

"Shoot 'Em Up" *** (out of four): This hyperkinetic, ultra-violent, guns-a-blazin' actioner from writer-director Michael Davis can be accused of many things - stupidity, misogyny, the death of American film as we know it - but false advertising is not...

- Think of a really bad idea for a flick, then multiply by ten, and you get this. - I thought a fatty nano was a deviant sexual act that happens at senior centers. - Speaking of fatty nano,...

Robots do not like uncertainty. After reading about the Shrodinger's Cat thought experiment, they solve the question of whether the cat is alive or dead in their own way. If you're into quantum mechanics or cats, there is more...

"Fierce People" 1/2* (out of four): An ugly, disheveled film that sat on the shelf for two years and, sadly for us, is now being dusted off and released. Keep away. When a film is as messy and excruciating as...

I just realized, now the comments are back, we can have a Cpation Competition again:) Give us your best. ...

To promote the Bob Dylan collection coming out October first, Legacy Recordings is offering a generator for you to put your own words on the placards used in the video for the 1965 song Subterranean Homesick Blues. Take a look...

- Nike wants you to stop making excuses. Now get out there and start running. - Seen the Jerry Lewis gaffe? Man, this country gets more and more uptight. - Sure, we post a ton of porn links. But...

Morph Thing is an application where you can combine a picture of two celebrities, or yourself with someone else, or yourself with a celebrity! I had visions of morphing my face with some hunk to see what our child...

Only last week I was having a joke with a colleague. He talked about a business meeting he was in where there was a huge binder of printouts of websites, and the comment was made that "oh, a hard...

- It's funny, but I feel like something's been missing from the blog recently. - The countdown begins...Two months until a very funny holiday movie...Fred Claus. - A cookie to make your breasts grow...and I immediately went to girl...

I don't watch that much TV anymore (blame TiVo), so maybe this is old news to most of you, but for the rest of our non-US audience, here's a great example of advertising that says everything it needs to...

Ahh, a wonderful Labor Day at home with the family. Which, if like me and you have four children, can turn into your own private hell on Earth, especially if your wife has mandated "no TV and Computer today"....

Well, I guess I can't just post a test post with no information. So here goes. For anyone out there who is blogging and not using the amazing desktop tool Ecto, then please give it a try. Once you...

This one's been sitting in my in-tray for awhile to post, but it really felt like it needed open comments, so you could all weigh in :) Happy Labor Day....

- Sure, Larry Craig having anonymous gay sex is bad. But singing Elvira? Stop. - Anyone see the TLC documentary Crazy Sexy Cancer. It looks pretty interesting. - For all the aspiring interior designers in the crowd, check out...

3:10 To Yuma" **1/2 (out of four): For all its potential and stellar acting, James Mangold's stretched-out version of the 1957 Western trots when it should gallop. If you're still not convinced that Russell Crowe is one of his generation's...

Hey everyone. You may notice a lack of posting over the Holiday weekend while we upgrade our blogging system. Things may be a bit screwy around here until we finish, so bear with us if you get some errors. But...

I think you need to go see this ad for Cadbury chocolate. I'm not telling you anything else about it, except that it made me smile....