A shout out to my old mate Mister Wax, who's team is responsible for a cool new game in Second Life. Shockwaves Water Fight lets you form teams, pick up fully-loaded water balloons and bombard unsuspecting young hotties until they beg for mercy. No word on whether the water makes their clothes transparent in a Miller-Lite kind of way, unfortunately, but on the plus side, you and your team could walk away with a million dollars - Linden dollars that is - if you reign supreme. It's all to promote a hair styling product for Europe called - naturally - Shockwaves. And anyone who's seen a photo of me will know just how relevant this product is in my life.

If you want to play, head over to Sheep Island to get set up, or message the game host Jane Calvert inworld. And watch out for my friend and fellow player Tenshi, who's likely to get you pretty wet.