1) Mitt Romney is a flip-flopping douchebag (see various positions on abortion rights)
2) Mitt Romney is an ignorant douchebag (see misunderstanding of Barack Obama's comments earlier in the week)
3) Rudy reminded us "Islamist" should always be placed in front of "terrorism" (and I thought we were talking about the Swiss)
4) There's a guy named Tom Tancredo running for President, and he's fuckin' nuts.
5) Lots of tough talk on terrorism, from a group of guys afraid to face the American people in the YouTube debates
6) Socialized medicine is Republican-speak for healthcare for everyone, and they don't want either.
7) Gov Thompson is going to end breast cancer by 2015...well that takes care of that.
8) Gov Huckabee is going to make sure prostitutes, pimps and dope dealers pay taxes.
9) Why the hell do we let Iowa go first in the primaries?
10) The thought of almost any of them becoming President scares the shit out of me.

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