- Start with a little tribute to Merv...Kramer puts the Griffin Show set in his living room.
- You mean I can prank my friends into thinking they'll be serial killer victims? Good times.
- I've been looking for a way to show Karl Rove how much we appreciated him...found it.
- Hey, what's that you're wearing? You smell like a hundred bucks...or maybe 75 uptown.
- And Chris Matthews really needs to put the cap back on the scotch bottle and walk away.