- Tiny little fish that eat the dead skin right off your body, and people are paying for it.
- New Intel video directed by a Spinal Tapper. Is it funny or cheesy? I can't tell, anymore.
- Stephen vs. Stephen. This time it's stem cell research, with some Danish whores thrown in.
- Yeh, this is Britney...on that Enterprise where Spock had a goatee, but not in this universe.
- And coming soon to theaters, Ben Kingsley makes out with an Olsen, because 60 is the new 45.