- What would happen if 2007 Dick met 1994 Dick in a dark alley. Nothing, probably...dickless.
- Now that John's returned to his spaceship to leave planet HBO, will Deadwood finally return?
- Patton Oswalt on Conan talking about his chapped penis syndrome and the KFC Famous Bowl.
- That one small nip for man, one giant tuck for mankind. (Yeh, it's not his quote...so sue me)
- And have you ever seen a player leave the stadium in handcuffs? Another life goal accomplished.