Love Honey is promoting Rabbit Amnesty, where you can recycle your rabbit vibrator and get a half-price deal on a new one. A video at Gizmodo, featuring an environmentalist bunny rabbit explains the program. OK, so will the new vibrator you get be a refurbished model? How much of future inventory be, um, “previously owned”? I’m going to have to go think about something else now...

Today on the Veg - Sex Sells.

A comic-adaptation of a "film"
Booster Gold explores the multiverse
A teenage girl meets herself three times
The White Event changes the universe
A man travels a lonely landscape

Each week (yeah I know, not quite) we run down the 5 most interesting comics that come out on Wednesday. Here's what to look for today.

I've seen this goddamn campaign on every bus shelter, taxi top, subway car, construction fence, sign post, manhole cover, coffee cup sleeve, halal cart and sleeping homeless guy I've passed for the last month.

And I finally did it. I finally went to check out what the frick a windorphin is.

And now I want that 45 seconds back.

I loves me a good roast.

- Tiny little fish that eat the dead skin right off your body, and people are paying for it.
- New Intel video directed by a Spinal Tapper. Is it funny or cheesy? I can't tell, anymore.
- Stephen vs. Stephen. This time it's stem cell research, with some Danish whores thrown in.
- Yeh, this is Britney...on that Enterprise where Spock had a goatee, but not in this universe.
- And coming soon to theaters, Ben Kingsley makes out with an Olsen, because 60 is the new 45.

Have you ever heard of such a thing?