Regular readers are probably aware of Homeless Frank, our 'special' corespondent in the street.

I recently gave him a job as a contestant on a gameshow put on by Campfire, the company I work for. Tonight this email was waiting for me when I got home.

First off, Frank why are you breaking up families? Second off, what kind of woman sleeps with a guy named "Homeless Frank?"

More information on this turn of events can be had by checking out Campfire's website here.

I hate to break it to you, but sand sucks. People don't go to the beach for sand. They don't go for the water either. Unless you want to die in a gruesome shark and/or Oyster Toadfish attack. People go to the beach to check out girls in skimpy bathing suits outside of the watchful eye of Chris Hansen and the rest of "To Catch a Predator." So it's disheartening that there's yet another company out there trying to take my fun away. I'm talking about Wholesome Wear. A place where they take women who look a lot like John Travolta (far right) and put them in something straight out of Colonial Williamsburg.

Personally, who doesn't like going to a hot beach dressed in black and wearing something that looks like it came off an Amish assembly line?

(Via Perez)

Two things I know nothing about:

1) The market
2) TV shows that cover the market

Is Jim Cramer always this nuts? Jump ahead to the 2:00 mark.

Today on the veg - Wonder Showzen

Never do a victory dance before the end of the race, no matter how great your lead is. This guy wasn’t listening when his mama said, “Pride goeth before a fall.” Could it be the same guy who rode a bike last year?

(via Say No To Crack)

- Some interesting things happened in New York this weekend, both above the water, and below it.
- Speaking of New York City, you'll notice something a little different today when you pick up the Times.
- In the list of embarrassing things to happen after sex, getting stuck together has got to be up there.
- I haven't made my mind up about Hillary yet, and not taking a stand on lobbyists money isn't helping.
- And every year, the animators at Stardust put together a very cool reel of their work...here's 2007.