If Larry Craig were gaaaaay, that’d be OK.... except for that little part about his voting record. (Thanks, Jan!)...

“I wish they made condoms bigger, “ he says, “so I could be more comfortable.” Or maybe he said, “I can’t wear condoms, they’re too small.” Yeah, whatever. Granted, they used a Magnum in this video, but those are...

Some talented Photoshop users at Freaking News made portraits by combining the left side of one person's face and the right side of another person's face. Some blend freakishly well, others not so much. Put your hand over one...

- Only 5 months to go before we know who Jacob is. But now, check out the Lost video game. - Bad boy...oh you're a nasty, bad, naughty boy. You can't make this crap up. Can you, Larry? -...

Motocross superstar, Travis Pastrana, got some friends together to build one of the world's largest (and most dangerous) Slip n' Slides. He then put one of the world's largest men on it to test it out. Redneck hilarity ensues....

Comments will be back after Labor Day with the newly relaunched YBNBY. I know I can, I'm sure I can..... Oh, and we'll have a new writer who's just Crap. That is all. ...

While the iPhone might be reassuringly sophisticated, it's actually a thing of beauty to see a very physical solution to using it for videoconferencing. This is just a prototype right now, but the idea of a combined stand/mirror system...

If like me you work in advertising and media, and if also like me you yearn for a return to the days of Mad Men, when guys could smoke and drink in their office, and the girls could type...

A shout out to my old mate Mister Wax, who's team is responsible for a cool new game in Second Life. Shockwaves Water Fight lets you form teams, pick up fully-loaded water balloons and bombard unsuspecting young hotties until...

- I've said it before. It's sweetest when the biggest finger pointers turn out to be pervs. - Need a point guard's arrest record or a short stop's mug shot? You need Badjocks.com. - New islanders headed to season...

It's repetitive, it's badly edited, it's a one joke video. But man, I'm so mesmerized. First person to create a Second Life animation of this for us gets a month free advertising in the sidebar. ...

Young guys, take heed: When you make a promise to a young lady, do the right thing and keep it. Someone named “Ross” from Jessica Alba’s past broke her heart. She said, “I never trusted men again." But Ross...

- Have I mentioned I love It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Well, here's another reason. - It was bound to happen...the guys from New Zealand had to do a Lord of the Rings tune. - The buzz for Dark...

If you’ve been following the 2008 presidential campaign and wished for a choice of “none of the above,” there are other candidates! State ballots aren’t yet set, so there’s still hope for some fringe candidates. Not much hope, to...

Amazing Stuntman Strong, flexible, fearless, and often gainfully employed. What else could a woman ask for? Well, there’s that, but I can’t get a good look because he's constantly in motion. This is Cyril Raffaelli in action in an...

It's Nerd Faptastic!...

- Always Sunny in Philedelphia is great, and back for season 3. Go see for yourself. - Dentyne is a poor man's Trident. Pretty good...here are some more from the list. - The Colbert wrist cast is up on...

Everyone on the net is posting this video of Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina, in the Miss Teen USA pageant Friday. So we may as well, too. It’s funny as all get-out, but I have a couple of...

The Angry Video Game Nerd presents a history of pornographic Atari 2600 videogames. Click to view -- NSFW. ...

What's It Gonna Be? I lack the necessary vocabulary to properly explain this video....

The story is straight, but the repercussions are priceless. National Geographic had an item about how they’ve finally gotten pictures of the dark side of the rings around Uranus. How many different ways can we make a joke out...

- Lindsey Lohan wants to quit booze and drugs. So, what ever happened to endurance. - Just turned 18, and already starring in softcore porn ads for milk. Cue the explosion. - Is that Congressman Petrelli in the new...

Your Firedog service division slogan is ""Helps you turn life on" but so far with me it's been "Helps you get realllllly frustrated." Lets review in detail the madness Circuit City has put me through, shall we?...

Can you count all the sexual metaphors they crammed into this one ad? You may have to watch more than once. It was made by DDB New Zealand, and contains nothing you can’t put on TV. It’s all in...

Today on the veg - Reggae covers...

"September Dawn" ** (out of four): Earnest but misguided attempt to generate political allegory from the horrific Mountain Meadows Massacre of 9/11/1857 would have benefited from a more straightforward retelling. Though it is carefully prefaced with the words "inspired by...

- An interesting piece from the CBS Sunday Morning Show on atheism vs. faith in God in the US. - I was istening to Looking Out My Backdoor, being all confused, and I found Songmeanings.com - Content aware image...

You’ve seen the cartoon, On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog. So much on the net is fake that I’m surprised anyone believes anything anymore. Wired published a story of two people who fell in love online. But...

Today on the veg - Mr. Peabody and Sherman...

A babbling Master Chief An FBI agent made of chocolate A teenage Wolverine with boobies A comic about the life of a comic book artist (and a giant) Flying men, Martians, and atomic monsters Each Wednesday we run down...

One of the coolest product-branded community sites I've seen, so far. Daisy Marc Jacobs lets you care for your daisy by watering, feeding, etc, in the form of games and profile updates. When you reach certain levels of growth,...

- Spike Jonze has a new interview show on VBS-TV. Check out Saturdays with Spike. - A community site for all you free spirits in the house. Come check out Indiepublic. - Man, that was quick. Meredith Vieira wants...

An old but funny sketch from Mad TV, just to illustrate the news of this past weekend. According to the New York Post, the Department of Justice wants a list of every porn star in America. The stated reason...

- Comic Foundry is a magazine devoted to comic book culture. And yes, there's a blog. - Bikini model turned anchorwoman. Remind me...why would aliens want to take us over? - My new favorite guily pleasure is SciFi's Ghost...

Brian Johnson fans have been given a powerful new weapon in the ongoing struggle to determine exactly who is the better AC/DC lead singer -- namely, this economic research paper by Professor Robert J. Oxoby from the Department of...

Incredibly cute babies. Being bowled....

First you could turn yourself into a South Park character, then a citizen of Springfield with the Simpsons Avatar creator. Now, you can see how you'd look in Lego form....

I probably shouldn't be laughing as much over this as I am this morning :)...

Seen this on a few blogs, and finally checked it out over the weekend...a very cool animation competition site called HP Toyrama. Check out the create a movie section, or go to the gallery to see other entries like...

Sex rings, because nothing says I'm horny like little figurines encased in lucite. Buy all three!...

- Start the week with a few new Batman photos, Alfred and Joker included. - And now, the only time I've ever agreed with Fox News anchor, Brit Hume. - First they brought back Sulu, now Uhura. Can Yeoman...

Today on the veg - Murray and Mel...

SHACKLES BULLHOOKS LONLINESS..all under the bigtop...

...but probably pretty safe in New York City...

Exactly what would happen if corporate meetings were like the internet. See what fun we're missing without comments? This (NSFW) video got over 300 comments at College Humor, and they're piling up at Neatorama....

YesButNoButYes would like to acknowledge our Ten Millionth Visitor! (cue confetti) This is the kind of occasion where a normal blog would announce who this visitor is and award them a page of publicity and a t-shirt. Yes, we...

I really needed a laugh today! Misheard lyrics take on a whole new dimension when you listen in a different language. This Dutch children’s song lent itself well to a rude interpretation from ccc at b3ta. Subtitles NSFW. Do...

"The Invasion" * (out of four): People keep complaining that there's no originality left in Hollywood, and here comes "The Invasion" to back up their argument. People keep complaining that there's no originality left in Hollywood, and here comes "The...

Just when you thought you couldn’t take another 300 parody, comes this from the Latino Comedy Project. You can catch them live at the Mexican American Cultural Center in Austin through August 25th. (Thanks, Jan!) ...

Today on the Veg - it's 30 years ago today that we lost The king. ...

"Superbad" ***1/2 (out of four): A spirited, raunchy romp that plays like "American Pie" spiked with Kevin Smith's fixation on body part humor. Fourteen years ago, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg began writing "Superbad" for one reason: to see if...

- What would happen if 2007 Dick met 1994 Dick in a dark alley. Nothing, probably...dickless. - Now that John's returned to his spaceship to leave planet HBO, will Deadwood finally return? - Patton Oswalt on Conan talking about...

Love Honey is promoting Rabbit Amnesty, where you can recycle your rabbit vibrator and get a half-price deal on a new one. A video at Gizmodo, featuring an environmentalist bunny rabbit explains the program. OK, so will the new...

Today on the Veg - Sex Sells. ...

A comic-adaptation of a "film" Booster Gold explores the multiverse A teenage girl meets herself three times The White Event changes the universe A man travels a lonely landscape Each week (yeah I know, not quite) we run down...

I've seen this goddamn campaign on every bus shelter, taxi top, subway car, construction fence, sign post, manhole cover, coffee cup sleeve, halal cart and sleeping homeless guy I've passed for the last month. And I finally did it....

I loves me a good roast....

- Tiny little fish that eat the dead skin right off your body, and people are paying for it. - New Intel video directed by a Spinal Tapper. Is it funny or cheesy? I can't tell, anymore. - Stephen...

Have you ever heard of such a thing?...

Wired Blogs is looking at who is editing Wikipedia entries in order to protect or shape their own image. Caltech graduate student Virgil Griffith just launched an unofficial Wikipedia search tool that threatens to lay bare the ego-editing and...

Sad news about Phil Rizzuto. I was a huge fan. And I happened to be at Yankee Stadium for Phil Rizzuto Day in 1985, where Tom Seaver (of the White Sox) won his 300th game and the Yanks gave Scooter...

We'll miss ya, Scooter....

Today on the Veg - the sublime Antony & The Johnsons, live. ...

This is labeled as a bra ad from Argentina, but it could very well be an ad for implants. I don’t speak much Portuguese, and the subtitles aren't helpful. But they are funny!...

- Start with a little tribute to Merv...Kramer puts the Griffin Show set in his living room. - You mean I can prank my friends into thinking they'll be serial killer victims? Good times. - I've been looking for...

OK, am I a bad parent if I don’t spend $175.00 for a bulletproof backpack for my kids? Excuse me, that’s $350.00 for two kids. My Child’s Pack is the hot story for back to school, but whether publicity...

Today on the Veg - hot chicks doing tongue tricks. (If ever there was a single Lunch Hour Veg that summed up YBNBY, this could be it ...

My, how time flies when you aren’t paying attention. Carl at TheWAREHOUSE made the Bacon Tomb a year ago, enclosing a raw egg and a raw piece of bacon in plastic boxes, just to see what would happen. It’s...

Sony Bravia, the brand that brought us SF superballs and Glasgow paint explosions, has been shooting a bunch of Playdoh bunnies in Manhattan. Check out Trendwatch, Notcot, or the Bravia Flickr page for images. Balls was amazing...Paint was ok...I'll...

Just spent the better part of Sunday watching every episode of Flight of the Conchords on HBO on Demand. I can now safely confirm what millions already know...it's a pretty funny show. Haven't seen it yet? Well, here's a...

- Soon, you'll be able to see a Colbert Report episode involving Richard Branson and a water fight. - Kevin Smith is a great story teller. This one about Ben Affleck at Spielberg's house is awesome. - Dead roses?...

I'm walking down the the paper aisle at Food Emporium, and suddenly, this picture of a dog starts saying...Heeeere shopper, shopper, shopper. Come here shopper. That's a good shopper. There are now about a dozen ripped open packages of...

Gotta be viral marketing (the uploader just opened a YouTube account two days ago with this one video), but for what? The Cloverfield movie (also called 1-18-08), for the Halo film, or for the videogame Crysis? I've seen all...

Dick Cheney, April 15, 1994. No doubt explaining Bush the Elder’s handling of the Gulf War. Yeah, invading Baghdad would be a mistake. 13 years later, he has proved himself right, but at what cost?...

I am SO thankful that I am not a million-dollar fashion model. My center of gravity stays closer to the ground, providing me stability, if not income. (Thanks, PAgent!)...

Love Me Like You Used To is a new song and video from Joel Veitch and his band 7 Seconds of Love. Not as frightening as Supercool Winkytool, nor as silly as Moophone, but a nice little song with...

Make sure you watch these clips in order for the full effect. I tell you, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Part two after the jump. ...

"Rush Hour 3" *** (out of four): Reliably energetic entry in the lowbrow Tucker-Chan action-comedy series manages to be both smart and stupid at the same time. After the surprising success of 1998’s Jackie Chan-Chris Tucker buddy comedy “Rush Hour”...

"Stardust" **1/2 (out of four): Less-than-magical adaptation of Neil Gaiman's romantic fairytale has some fine moments but lacks vision. Like many fantasy films, “Stardust” – based on Neil Gaiman’s intricate fairytale novel – tells a simple story in an extraordinary...

David Israel at mental_floss tells a story of a job he once had going to strip clubs... At which point I thought, “Wait...what? I know some folks who would want to hear about that.” Yes, you. Really, he was...

Today on the veg - The Richard Pryor Show...

Another plug to a friend of YesButNoButYes, who's given us a lot of support over the months. Interior design consultant Holly Becker, of Decor8 has teamed up with FabulousStationery.com to offer a contest geared specifically to design addicts. "Cards...

An unashamed plug for one of my best friends who works at American Eagle Outfitters. They've launched a new branded show called "It's a Mall World" that tells the story of a bunch of mall slackers, plus the "object...

Yes, it's that time of year again, when booty descends on Times Square. Yesterday was National Underwear Day 2007, and as always, YesButNoButYes was on hand the capture the festivities. It wasn't quite the party that it's been in...

Video, after the jump....

- Ok, for the last time, Keith Richards DID snort papa off the dining room table. - The folks making the new Star Trek have an interesting choice for Captain Pike. - A new video from Jeep takes us...

The dog’s name was Shithead. (Thanks, Peter!)...

Today on the veg - Jay and Silent Bob...

- Anyone catch Helen Mirren basically turn Morley Safer into a blushing school girl on 60 Minutes? - Favorite Monday story goes to...Thai police dept forces bad cops to wear Hello Kitty armbands. - Bob Novak thinks the White...

Regular readers are probably aware of Homeless Frank, our 'special' corespondent in the street. I recently gave him a job as a contestant on a gameshow put on by Campfire, the company I work for. Tonight this email was...

I hate to break it to you, but sand sucks. People don't go to the beach for sand. They don't go for the water either. Unless you want to die in a gruesome shark and/or Oyster Toadfish attack. People...

Two things I know nothing about: 1) The market 2) TV shows that cover the market Is Jim Cramer always this nuts? Jump ahead to the 2:00 mark....

Today on the veg - Wonder Showzen...

Never do a victory dance before the end of the race, no matter how great your lead is. This guy wasn’t listening when his mama said, “Pride goeth before a fall.” Could it be the same guy who rode...

- Some interesting things happened in New York this weekend, both above the water, and below it. - Speaking of New York City, you'll notice something a little different today when you pick up the Times. - In the...

And he gets up and walks away...pretty amazing....

1) Mitt Romney is a flip-flopping douchebag (see various positions on abortion rights) 2) Mitt Romney is an ignorant douchebag (see misunderstanding of Barack Obama's comments earlier in the week) 3) Rudy reminded us "Islamist" should always be placed...

highlights - the guy holding on to the ball like it's a diamond, and Bud Selig never taking his hands out of his pockets....

I'm moving to Brooklyn, NY next week, so I've been going through all my crap the past few weeks, and while it's sad to let some of my old stuff go (my wife rightly calls me a "pack rat"),...

After a comedy, you’re ready for a horror movie. Jason Alexander (who also directed this) as Lord Rovemort! But it’s labeled as comedy.... Shh! That's a secret!...

There doesn't seem to be a whole lot going on today, so how about a cartoon with absurdist humor, bouncing boobs, and giant steampunk robots? It's a nice bit of animation, too....

Getting from one side of the street to the other in some countries is like playing a human version of Frogger. Pedestrians in peril, today on the veg....

The JJ Abrams film with the mysterious trailer and title (Cloverfield, 1-18-08, Slusho) is shooting down the street from my office today. Not a lot to look at but I shoot some pics with my trusty iPhone. You can...

"Hey love crusader I want to be your Space Invader." Feast on the brilliance of "Zlad!" from Molvanîa. ...

This is how you handle a heckler....

- Can't make it to Chicago today for Lollapalooza? Well at least you can watch the webcast. - Classic clip of Richard Pryor as the Star Wars bartender, with all of the old bar regulars. - A follow-up to...

You don’t want to hear this song again, and you don’t want to watch this video. There, you’ve been warned. Don’t blame me for any earworm or nightmares you may suffer because of it. (Thanks, Jan!)...

This winter, the Sheik was hospitalized after making several appearances in Toronto at a Wal-Mart, sports bar and independent wrestling show for his friend's sons. The Sheik claims he was to be paid $12,000 for the appearances but was...

If you are willing to jump out of a perfectly functioning airplane, you’re willing to do anything. Nude skydiving, today on the veg....

"The Bourne Ultimatum" *** (out of four): Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon team up again in this the third – and final? - installment of the reliably thrilling but increasingly repetitious "Bourne" series. “The Bourne Ultimatum” – the third and...

"Becoming Jane" *** (out of four): A charming period romance which casts Jane Austen as a budding young authoress stifled by the pride and prejudice of her time. It takes a small stretch of the imagination to place Jane Austen...

Channel 4's Sue Turton was covering the British floods last week when Rufus Burdett decided to lift everyone’s spirits during the “dull and depressing situation". I love the way the Brits handled this. The police found him a week...

What do you get when you cross a bad idea with video production skills not seen since 1982? Wolf Quest!...

It only takes one misheard cue to completely ruin the point a song was trying to make. But if they just sang a bit clearer... Misheard lyrics, today on the veg. (Posted early because I have to go buy...

Charley is a cute and obviously well-loved cat who has cerebellar hypoplasia. Watch the video and then come back and read the next paragraph. Before you accuse me of posting a video of a cute kitty just because its...

A study in 2000 found that Smart Teens Don’t Have Sex (that’s what they named the report). OK, that’s all well and good that smarter high school students are putting off sex until they are old enough to handle...