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Spoiling Harry Potter

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Looks like someone got their hands on an early copy of the new Harry Potter book and has posted it to a bit torrent site.

It appears to be the real thing since its actual images of the finished version of the book.

The goons over at Something Awful have had a look and have complied a list of spoilers.

Dying to know what happens? Mass spoiling ensues after the jump.

From the Something Awful forum:

Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56
Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743

19 years after the events in the book:

Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus severus.

Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius.

The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are: "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well."

Plot Spoilers

Part of Voldemort's soul was implanted into Harry whenever he used Ara Kadvara on him when he was a baby. Harry then sacrifices himself a la Lilly Potter style, which allows him to kill Voldemort without killing himself. He brings himself back to life using a wand and a rock.
Snape went to the good side (Hogwarts, etc.) because he was all emo that Voldemort killed Lilly Potter.

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