When has it ever been a good idea to take pictures of yourself in various forms of pantomimed sex acts? Nothing good has ever come of it. A photo circulated the internet a few years ago featuring me, a two-day-old burrito, a Chia Pet, and what can only be described as a Mexican stable boy. It kept me from getting work for two years, and my ex-girlfriend called the FBI on me.
Miss New Jersey didn't learn from Tara Conner, or as I like to call her "The Future Mrs. Echowood." According to CNN, Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, had several photos of her on her Facebook page.
The pictures include one showing what Polumbo said was her boyfriend apparently biting her breast through her shirt, another of Polumbo in a limousine wearing jeans with her legs spread in the air, and another of her in what appears to be a Halloween costume dress holding two small pumpkins up to her breasts.
The New Jersey Delegation of Hot Women* feel that the photos are a bit tawdry and they're determining if Polumbo is the best candidate to represent the Garden State. Now, I'm no expert, but I've seen a few of the Girls Gone Wild videos. (A man gets lonely) And, while this is a blatant assumption, I believe that 70-90% of the women on there come from Jersey. So they represent the Garden State too, which sort of makes me want to visit. And I'm sure a lot more people watch Girls Gone Wild than Miss America. If people didn't, Joe Francis wouldn't have his own plane ... or be in jail.
*Name made up because I'm really bad at research.
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